Recent content by Captain Jigglypuff

*Red Guy over plane’s announcement speakers* “Attention all passengers, we’re about to experience some turbulence. Please stay in your seats and remain calm.” *Chicken is visibly afraid and nervous when his seat starts shaking violently and he screams. Cow watches as nothing is happening to her...

I always found that super annoying. I’d be working early in the morning before work and before Nook’s Emporium would open to clear a bunch of unwanted trees to see if I got a special pattern on the stump when the axe breaks when I’m two whacks away from finding out and then i would have to...

*Suzanne steps through the kitchen door holding some plates and the door closes behind her* “BOO!” *Suzanne screams from behind the door and drops the plates she was holding and the sound of them breaking is heard* “Consuela, you’ve got to stop doing that!” “I scare you! I scare you! Hey get...

But I still have my Sonic 06 save! I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

Now I’m literally dead. I bought an entire set of the Twilight Saga movies

*Barbie and Chelsea are playing with dolls* “Denise now has yoga. You be the yoga instructor.” “Okay.” “Take his pants off.” “Wait. What?” *Cut to Barbie confused as Chelsea put Yoga instructor doll away* “Okay, I’ve seen some crazy stuff back in the day but what the heck did you make those...

Yes Karyn

“Fugly, you made bail.” “My parents! They’ve must have come back!” *Helga runs out of the room happily and hugs the legs of a woman whose face is not shown* “Mommy!” *Woman is revealed to be Mrs Hubbard and Helga gasps in horror* “You bailed her out?” “That’s right. I want to adopt her. I want...

Yes Love Sensation by Loleatta Holloway?

I was like a moving violation Give me a ticket and I'm ready to ride Thought I was the queen of syncopation You know you can't give the queen no bad advice

I have somewhat unusual flexibility. I used to be able to put my leg behind my head. I have always been able to hold my feet together and fold myself down and press my face into the floor.

I just vote whoever I think will do a better job and not screw me over in the end.

I do. Currently I’m working on a Family Guy crossover with Married With Children, one for King of the Hill involving The Bad Idea Bears from Avenue Q, one about the Batman the Animated Series character Mary Dahl/Baby Doll, and a sequel to Wish where Asha learns that granting every single wish...

“The children of the Valley need the Good Book and what’s inside!” *Holds up a Bible before laying it down and opening it up to reveal a gun hidden inside the Bible. Mrs Hubbard then takes it out and holds it up in the air* “Behold the peace of God!” *Gun suddenly goes off and everyone present...