Recent content by Captain Jigglypuff

“Me fail English? That’s unpossible!”

I won’t be having what she’s having.

“Remember, crime doesn’t pay!” “How much does being a superhero pay?” *Superhero looks at kid in silence of reflection for a few seconds before flying through bank wall and then flying off with bags of money*

Exactly. Up until The Cursed Child is as far as I will go with anything written by her. The video games I see as being completely separate because they are only based on her work and not directly created by her.

“Wow, Bender. Are you and the ship an item? I mean I know you're both items but-- How can you date a ship anyway? It'd be like me dating a really fat lady. And living inside her.”

“Let us out and we’ll burn the house down!” “Shouldn’t that be or?” “Let us out or we’ll burn the house down.”

“I made you a virgin daiquiri! Hee hee hee! I said virgin!” “[Girl] gotta go!”

“And what’s that round thing?” “That- that’s a globe. Do you really not know what it is?” “No.”

I agree. She’s such a tragic figure that even in death she doesn’t get the respect that she deserves. She was bullied by her peers while alive and as a ghost in the books, Peeves still taunts and bullies hers d the other ghosts avoid her. For literal decades she unknowingly had info about...

The one thing I regret about my Hogwarts castle is completely taking it apart to put in a storage bin when I moved and letting all of the pieces get mixed up when I moved. Aside from the Charms Classroom and Herbology Greenhouse from the most recent version of the Castle and the Flying Lesson...

“Yep. This episode is about horse eating disorders!”

“I’m good for welding but driving’s out of the question.”

“*Giggling* Papa-san looks like sushi roll!”

Everyone wants to be in Gryfindor which sort of makes the House a bit too over exposed and Hufflepuff is better because we are closer to the kitchen and thus have easier access to midnight snacks!

“That statue cost a lot of money and you made me blow it up.” “But it wasn’t my- Wait. Did you just say you blew up the statue?”