I was there. I knocked on the door/gate. I pulled out the thing in my trench coat in preparation. The gate opened. I instantly pulled the trigger and shot the first victim, who was oddly tall, straight in the shoulder, due to my expectation of her being taller. I walk further in and I see the rest of the Tea Party goers cowering in a corner together.
"Leave us alone!" they said.
"Well, it's your fault for inviting a sociopath to a Tea Party and then calling it "happy". Didn't you even read my post when I explored the true meaning of happiness?
*bang* *bang* *bang*
*bang*
They were all dead now. I was running out of heads back at home but I could only bother to sever two off the bodies due to times sake. I had other places to be.
I grin as I leave the gate of the unhappy tea party.