pillow bunny
Senior Member

Posting this now since I'm not going to be on at midnight.
When I woke up, I wasn?t in my room anymore. I looked around me, and saw lots of memes. ?Gasp!? I gasped, surprised at how many memes there were, as I looked at the memes. There were, indeed, a lot of memes, which is which I pointed out how many memes there were. xD all my fans say my writing is really cool and unique like john green but better
Anyways, the first thing I saw was Slenderman and Ridiculously Photogenic Guy kissing. I was offended that they were kissing each other instead of me. Suddenly, I saw a seal saying:

?Yeah I agree,? I said to the seal.
The two previously kissing memes must have heard us, because they stopped kissing. ?Zomg how could I be gay? Gayism is a crime against Rainbow!!? screamed Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.
?Zomg it?s Rainbow!!? said Slenderman as he walked over to me and shook my hand. ?I am like, your biggest fan. I?ve read all your fanfictions fiftybillioninfinity times. And omg gurl I have 2 show u something!!!" Slenderman unbuttoned his black shirt thing to reveal another shirt with my face on it.
"Aww I love it it's so kawaii desu!" I hugged Slenderman-chan and then we held hands and walked to the center of town together. He was now unofficially my boyfriend.
Once we got there, there was a massive crowd of memes, all fans of me because I'm awesome. Or so I thought. I saw Ridiculously Photogenic Guy talking to some other memes. ?Hi,? he said. I was very offended, because he was talking to other people instead of confessing his love for me. Yeah I love Slenderman, but that was still really rude.
?Zomg I love you Ridiculously Photogenic Guy!!1? said Overly Attached Girlfriend. I couldn?t believe it. He must love me, because EVERYONE loves me, and yet he was in love with Overly Attached Girlfriend AND my boyfriend Slenderman! He was basically cheating on me! I was so? TRIGGERED!!!!111!eleven!111
Philosiraptor said something intelligent to him. I didn?t understand it because he was using big words xD but they were probably like, flirting or something. Omg he loved a lizard more than me???
I ran away, heartbroken.
I decided to sit in a forest under a tree, because I'm emo like that. I then took some selfies on my phone because I looked soooo aesthetic. After that I texted my boyfriend, Slenderman. I told him that some memes were bullying me and planning to kill me, so he should totally kill them.
I stared at my phone screen, watching the milloseconds pass by on my Christmas countdown calender app (YAY PRESENTZ!
I looked at the time. 10:01, one minute after I had sent the text, but probably during like, a different year or something.
He still hadn't responded. ;w;w;w;w;w;w;