Mafia [UNOFFICIAL] [TOWN WINS] Meme Mafia [blueleaf died (town)]

When I woke up, I wasn?t in my room anymore. I looked around me, and saw lots of memes. ?Gasp!? I gasped, surprised at how many memes there were, as I looked at the memes. There were, indeed, a lot of memes, which is which I pointed out how many memes there were. xD all my fans say my writing is really cool and unique like john green but better

Anyways, the first thing I saw was Slenderman and Ridiculously Photogenic Guy kissing. I was offended that they were kissing each other instead of me. Suddenly, I saw a seal saying:



?Yeah I agree,? I said to the seal.

The two previously kissing memes must have heard us, because they stopped kissing. ?Zomg how could I be gay? Gayism is a crime against Rainbow!!? screamed Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.

?Zomg it?s Rainbow!!? said Slenderman as he walked over to me and shook my hand. ?I am like, your biggest fan. I?ve read all your fanfictions fiftybillioninfinity times. And omg gurl I have 2 show u something!!!" Slenderman unbuttoned his black shirt thing to reveal another shirt with my face on it.

"Aww I love it it's so kawaii desu!" I hugged Slenderman-chan and then we held hands and walked to the center of town together. He was now unofficially my boyfriend.

Once we got there, there was a massive crowd of memes, all fans of me because I'm awesome. Or so I thought. I saw Ridiculously Photogenic Guy talking to some other memes. ?Hi,? he said. I was very offended, because he was talking to other people instead of confessing his love for me. Yeah I love Slenderman, but that was still really rude.

?Zomg I love you Ridiculously Photogenic Guy!!1? said Overly Attached Girlfriend. I couldn?t believe it. He must love me, because EVERYONE loves me, and yet he was in love with Overly Attached Girlfriend AND my boyfriend Slenderman! He was basically cheating on me! I was so? TRIGGERED!!!!111!eleven!111

Philosiraptor said something intelligent to him. I didn?t understand it because he was using big words xD but they were probably like, flirting or something. Omg he loved a lizard more than me???

I ran away, heartbroken.

I decided to sit in a forest under a tree, because I'm emo like that. I then took some selfies on my phone because I looked soooo aesthetic. After that I texted my boyfriend, Slenderman. I told him that some memes were bullying me and planning to kill me, so he should totally kill them.
I stared at my phone screen, watching the milloseconds pass by on my Christmas countdown calender app (YAY PRESENTZ! DDDDD). I waited what felt like decades. The red hand on my clock app icon even made a full rotation, going all the way around the clock. I think that means one year.

I looked at the time. 10:01, one minute after I had sent the text, but probably during like, a different year or something.

He still hadn't responded. ;w;w;w;w;w;w;

The protaginist wants to be in a relationship with a faceless man.

holy crap this writing is hard to read...
that must mean it is good

SarasaKat I know you're trying to start the conversation but it's meme mafia and our TBT mafia meme is to let the first poster just randomly decide who we are lynching for being afk 1 hour after the game started

I'm Grumpy Cat (Self-Aware Miller).

Aight I can work with that (as long as we aren't legitimately lynching them).

##VOTE: Beardo because she's a *****slut and hasn't checked this thread yet smh. She's probably playing League to avoid her guilt.

Should we vote in this thread Day 1 or should we wait to vote until the voting thread is up?

Superpenguin said:

I'm Grumpy Cat (Self-Aware Miller).

Click to expand...

Alrighty then. The role doesn't surprise me, but you claiming right off the bat does. Care to explain?

@Superpenguin
This meme theme is spectacular

- - - Post Merge - - -

Let's get this show on the road

##VOTE: Beardo

Lack of reaction SarasaKat-ways leaves something to be desired.

Beardo said:

- - - Post Merge - - -

Let's get this show on the road

Click to expand...

Any reaction to Kat's vote? I'm just asking btw its actually kinda curious.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Awesomeness1230 said:

Great story. Well, sort of story. Is any of that non-fiction? I don't mean all, just bits.

- - - Post Merge - - -

And nobody think I'm scum. I have proof.

Click to expand...

Eh, this post (as scummy as it is) actually makes me feel as Awesomeness is town-ish. But that's how i felt in sins mafia. In sins mafia, i wanted to push for an awesomeness lynch 1 because of their post " Its too early to be scum hunting, lets wait till the night " but i decided not to because i legit thought that was dumb town. (sry btw) The post I'm quoting as i said above, make me feel like they are town. It's really scummy, as all of their posts, but for now im marking you off as town. (Reasons: Seems like dumb town, if you want to know)

Most of their posts are scummy. But I don't want to get an actual town but at the same time make the same mistake twice. I'm still marking you as town-ishishish.

Lol I would role claim but it's not allowed. Couldn't find a good meme for that so sorry! Anyway here's a clue

https://www.tumblr.com





Don't let my ****** mistakes last time make you think I'm scum. If Dad was
here then he might not be scum. Roles change each time. Investigate me. I'm prepared. Wait,
YOU might be scum! Don't forget anyone could be. Not that any of that makes me look
any less scum

lynch the mod first, they can cheat

KarlaKGB said:

lynch the mod first, they can cheat

Click to expand...

What if they're town? We need to lynch someone we think are scum, not people who
we think can cheat. Besides, the whole point of LaBelleFleur getting mod was because the other
mods didn't think she'd cheat.

@Awesomeness Role-claiming is definately allowed. I'm kind of curious why you thought that it wasn't.
However, please don't roleclaim. We can't afford another claim.

@Endless I can't be too hard on her. She's my *****slut <3 (Though that Zac gif is dissappoint).

- - - Post Merge - - -

@Forek Considering that your suspicion is based off of meta, and we've only played one game with Awesomeness, it's probably too early to be assuming their allignment based off of a few posts.

KarlaKGB said:

lynch the mod first, they can cheat

Click to expand...

The jellyfish on my head prevents me from cheating. If I so much as tried, it would sting me, rendering me unable to play Mafia forever.

MEME ATTACK!!!!!!!















- - - Post Merge - - -

What? The theme is meme so I thought that would be suited
And no I don't really mean that. Looks like the lynch thread is up!

- - - Post Merge - - -

SarasaKat said:

@Awesomeness Role-claiming is definately allowed. I'm kind of curious why you thought that it wasn't.
However, please don't roleclaim. We can't afford another claim.

@Endless I can't be too hard on her. She's my *****slut <3 (Though that Zac gif is dissappoint).

- - - Post Merge - - -

@Forek Considering that your suspicion is based off of meta, and we've only played one game with Awesomeness, it's probably too early to be assuming their allignment based off of a few posts.

Click to expand...

It's against my rules. Mind you, my rules say you can lynch at night, so I'm not the best person to ask.
If you don't stop accusing me of being scum, I'll spam this thread with unicorns until I get modkilled.
NOT REALLY. I'm more likely to explode than do that. Explode with noobishness at mafia. Just looking
through the thread to see who to vote for. Might go with SarsaKat's suggestion

- - - Post Merge - - -

SarasaKat said:

Thirteen y/old kids trying to kill Obama smh.

Click to expand...

Why would anyone try and kill Obama.



- - - Post Merge - - -

Yeah gonna go Beardo. They said " Let's get this show on the road which suggests they're trying to fit in and make
it look like everyone is on the same team. They also don't post much which may mean they're worried about
getting found out. Gonna have a look at sins mafia then vote, just to make sure. Anyone else have a theory?
Noo I'm doing the I'm a townie thingy again.

Lynch Awesomeness1230. Those memes aren't dank enough

CoobaCupcake said:

Lynch Awesomeness1230. Those memes aren't dank enough

Click to expand...

Who even are you?

CoobaCupcake said:

Lynch Awesomeness1230. Those memes aren't dank enough

Click to expand...

XD just because I posted some dumb memes doesn't mean I'm scum.

@Awesomeness lmao how did I FOS you. If anything I defended you. Out of curiosity, why look at the sins maf?

Also the story said that Xxanimeluver1234xX took drugs because she heard every time somebody takes drugs, Obama dies, and she took drugs because of that.