Its an unfortunate thing that apples dislike humans so much. If you ask me, I think its because humans have legs. Seriously. We can walk while apples can only roll. If you were able to make apple legs for your pet apples, they would probably be a lot nicer.
Well, the fact that Tina has a postcard from Justin proves that otherwise, soooo
No, I don't have an internet relationship, and I'm not currently dating in real life either.