101 things to do to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

[lightningbolt]

A classic forum game.

1. Dive into all of the shelves

 

[quincify]

A classic forum game.

1. Dive into all of the shelves

I DID THAT ONCE!

 

[muffun]

2. Hide inside the fat employees' jackets.

 

[The Sign Painter]

2.Taking a dump in the toy section.

New one!
3. Nut-kicking the employee who took a little too long getting out your game.

 

[lightningbolt]

Taking a dump in the toy section.

Number it Pl0x

 

[Ricano]

4. Open all the cereal boxes, and snack

 

[Micah]

5. Run around the aisles yelling "Pikachu, I choose you!"

 

[muffun]

6.Crush the old ladies shopping in the Garden Section with a narwhal.

 

[Micah]

7. Race someone in a shopping cart.

 

[muffun]

8.Hit someone with a shopping cart.

 

[The Sign Painter]

9. Punching the stuffed animals, asking them where they hid the loot.

 

[muffun]

10. Become cannibalistic and eat an infant.

 

[The Sign Painter]

11. NOT lighting all the Twilight series books on fire.

 

[Micah]

12. Climb to the top of the shelves

 

[Ricano]

13. Run nude across the parking lot

 

[muffun]

13. Getting your Ho-oh to use Sacred Fire on the propane tanks.

 

[Micah]

14. Stay up all night playing XBox 360 demos

 

[The Sign Painter]

15. Trying out condoms to see if they are your size.

 

[muffun]

15. Putting nitrous oxide in the air vents.

 

[Micah]

16. Sit and watch the whole movie playing in the electronics section