Mayor Alice~
Lover of pugs
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Oh, c'mon! You stupid-
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Okay. Um, yeah, so, hi. This is my audio diary. I know I haven't done anything in, like, forever but here's some more. Stuff...so, I was out and about today, you know, talking to Portia and hanging with Shep when...I went to Alice's house and...She. Was. Gone. I practically DIED. I ran to my mailbox and looked. There were too letters. The first one read:
My Dear Beautiful Eugenie
Your lips are like cherries, your eyes are like diamonds...brown diamonds. Your hair is so silky it's criminal...your love must feel like heaven...
I love you-Hopper
Okaaaaaaay. Uuuuuuuum??? Anyway, the second one read:
To My Friend Eugenie
I'm sorry I couldn't come to talk to you in person. It would have been to sad. I feel like I might have made the wrong decision but...it doesn't matter now. I'll already be on the train on my way to Pug Haven, the new town I'm living in, by the time you read this...
I'm sorry-Alice
Why?! Why does it have to end like this?! Tomas, I loved you!
Sorry, that was the TV. (sob)
(sniff)
A-anyway, Portia said something about someone new moving in...so, I guess I'll have to get used to ANOTHER dumb new neighbor... (sob) this is horrible...
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(Beeeeeep)
Oh, c'mon! You stupid-
(Beep)
Okay. Um, yeah, so, hi. This is my audio diary. I know I haven't done anything in, like, forever but here's some more. Stuff...so, I was out and about today, you know, talking to Portia and hanging with Shep when...I went to Alice's house and...She. Was. Gone. I practically DIED. I ran to my mailbox and looked. There were too letters. The first one read:
My Dear Beautiful Eugenie
Your lips are like cherries, your eyes are like diamonds...brown diamonds. Your hair is so silky it's criminal...your love must feel like heaven...
I love you-Hopper
Okaaaaaaay. Uuuuuuuum??? Anyway, the second one read:
To My Friend Eugenie
I'm sorry I couldn't come to talk to you in person. It would have been to sad. I feel like I might have made the wrong decision but...it doesn't matter now. I'll already be on the train on my way to Pug Haven, the new town I'm living in, by the time you read this...
I'm sorry-Alice
Why?! Why does it have to end like this?! Tomas, I loved you!
Sorry, that was the TV. (sob)
(sniff)
A-anyway, Portia said something about someone new moving in...so, I guess I'll have to get used to ANOTHER dumb new neighbor... (sob) this is horrible...
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