Your Local Wild Child
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
I’m a cursed child forced to live in a malevolent forest by a pineapple-on-pizza-hating, unicycling witch. Ask me anything about my situation!
Still sulking. Last time I was near her “residence” (don’t know if she owns the place) she had a barrel of...something...by the doorhow's the witch
oh boy. Any idea what that something is?Still sulking. Last time I was near her “residence” (don’t know if she owns the place) she had a barrel of...something...by the door
Not a clue. Probably something that has to do with bad stuff like her spells. I didn’t stay long around there since I didn’t want to get caught.oh boy. Any idea what that something is?
Well...it’s a two-part curse. The first and main part is that I’m trapped in Evwirt (particularly the deeper and more wild parts). The second part is I’m cursed to transform into a specific type of deer known as a “murder deer.”So.. I'm a little uncultured on your curse. What exactly is it? How did it happen?
...I’m not 100% sure, but I THINK it involves something with getting a whole group to agree on...something. Don’t remember what. I’ll have to brainstorm a while on that.How do you break this curse? Can we help?
Well...it’s a two-part curse. The first and main part is that I’m trapped in Evwirt (particularly the deeper and more wild parts). The second part is I’m cursed to transform into a specific type of deer known as a “murder deer.”
How I got cursed...I don’t entirely remember. After I got stung everything was a blur. I do remember the unicycling witch, talking about pizza and then bam, I’m trapped in Evwirt!
Erik is definitely the nicest deer to hang around.Ah, this all makes much more since now. Thanks for informing me. On a lighter note, which deer is your favorite to hang out with?
How do you type with hooves?
Favorite...I guess food is slightly easier to find!Favorite & worst part about being a deer?
I haven’t grown in my antlers yet, so that isn’t a problem for me!how do you deal with your antlers when entering shops?
It’s been outlawed in Evwirt, unfortunately. Even with bbq replacing the pizza sauceHow does pineapple on pizza affect Evwirt?