Another Day in the Life of Ali

[Alipopcorn]

A typical Alipopcorn day. Julian is long gone and I hope the whole incident that happened yesterday is over with. Today I found a perfect apple and put it in my house where it will stay forever... I've been earning some big bells lately it's awesome to be rich by not selling villagers on the black market, okay fine I totally sell villagers on the black market. Static was going to move today but then he was all like "You know what? I don't actually want to move anymore Ali I think we should try and be better friends!" and I was like "insert psychotic growling and spitting noises here". Anyway it was a great day and I didn't have to sign anymore petitions or ruin friendships and make people hate me
With love,
Ali (Nice, friendly and most importantly, a psychotic hoarder with a skittles addiction!)