Chuck Norris Jokes thread

[broadwaythecat]

title explains all

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris tears cure Cancer. Too bad he never cries.


Chuck Norris is the reason Slender Man has no face*(ya get it?)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris who?
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you to the face*
Last time my computer crashed I disliked Chuck Norris on Facebook.*
Chuck Norris dosn't need a Twitter. He's already following you.





*= I made it

 

[The_AC_guy]

Chuck Norris once did it in a car that car's name is optimus prime

 

[broadwaythecat]

Chuck Norris led a cow downstairs.

 

[Dimension Witch]

Chuck Norris threw a brick into the wall, It knocked someone out, then the wall broke.

 

[Sora]

Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands, they are now known as the Islands.

 

[broadwaythecat]

Chuck Norris don't flush the toilet. He scares the s*hit out of it.

I wanted an auotograph from Chuck Norris. And I got it.