Giveaway Colton be like aight imma head out

[Sloom]

colton is in boxes today (he asked me to move yesterday so if you want me to provide proof then I shall)
colton is supposedly like tier 4 or something but I don't think I've ever seen someone mention they like colton before. like lichrally who likes this total-

ahem, I feel like I'm not selling him to you very well,
point is,
if you'd like to adopt colton I'd be happy to give him to you. he'll be available all day. if no one's interested then isabelle will send him off to the void to die. do you really want to see an innocent animal die by your own hand? of course you don't! so you'd better adopt him!

 

[Audrey Marie]

i just looked him up i-

 

[Sloom]

i just looked him up i-

so basically what you're saying is because he's literally disgusting he deserves to be removed from existence?
you want him to existn't?

 

[Audrey Marie]

so basically what you're saying is because he's literally disgusting he deserves to be removed from existence?
you want him to existn't?

guilt tripping is a felony

 

[Ami]

Colton is actually my friend’s favorite xD is he still available?

 

[Sloom]

Colton is actually my friend’s favorite xD is he still available?

he absolutely is still available! lol should I get you my dodo code?

 

[honeypuff]

Bruh y’all are destroying him in this thread haha

 

[Ami]

he absolutely is still available! lol should I get you my dodo code?

Yes please!

 

[ali.di.magix]

colton is in boxes today (he asked me to move yesterday so if you want me to provide proof then I shall)
colton is supposedly like tier 4 or something but I don't think I've ever seen someone mention they like colton before. like lichrally who likes this total-

ahem, I feel like I'm not selling him to you very well,
point is,
if you'd like to adopt colton I'd be happy to give him to you. he'll be available all day. if no one's interested then isabelle will send him off to the void to die. do you really want to see an innocent animal die by your own hand? of course you don't! so you'd better adopt him!

Sir, this is a Wendy's

 

[Rosie Moon]

Wait people don’t like Colton? I love him!
Unfortunately there’s other smug villagers I like more, so I won’t be adopting him anytime soon lol, but he’s definitely in my top 5 smug villagers!

 

[AnimeK]

Is he still available? I actually really like him, and I’d love to have him on my island!