Epic fail moments

[Izzy Reincarnated]

When is a time you had an epic fail moment and you just messed up really bad?

One time, I was done making tea and it was on the brink of boiling, green tea by the way, even tho that's not important. Anyway, So I take my cup of near boiling tea to my chair in my room, and its one of those wheel office chairs, and I also had my laptop on my lap. And my tea on the side handle. So anyway, you know how office chairs have like that back thats moves so you can like recline? I was doing that, and all of a sudden I reclined to much and the chair actually tipped over, and I had the hot tea in my hand. It ended up spilling all over my face as I hit the ground and my laptop, which stopped working after that for like 2 days. lmaoooo

I also have a really bad habit of spilling over salad bowls I just ate and the tiny little remains go on my carpet, ITS SO ANNOYING AND MY HAND JUST HAS TO KNOCK THE BOWL OVER EVERY i TIME this is like the 5th time in a row

 

[uwuzumakii]

One time I fell off of a rocking chair and hit my head on the hearth and fractured my skull.

 

[Xara]

one time i almost dropped my ipad in a room full of people.


everyone saw.

 

[UglyMonsterFace]

When I was around 8 years old, I was sitting in a folding rocking chair during an adult party at my house. Suddenly, it folded over loudly with me in it so that I was also folded while inside the chair. An adult came over to ask if I was okay, and from the inside of the chair, I said, "Yup! I do this all the time!" So he left me alone.. In the chair... Contorted like a little doll with no bones.. That was how embarrassed I was -_-

 

[Zireael]

There was one time I was having a glass of strawberry Nesquik with my sister before we went to bed when we were little. I can't even remember what happened but I guess I tried to pick something up from the floor while sitting on the chair with my legs under me, and I couldn't keep my balance so I cartwheeled off the chair and kicked our glasses of Nesquik EVERYWHERE. One of those weird memories where I can only remember the aftermath, and not how it happened.

I also had a stupid experience with an old beach chair that I sat in, the fabric was so old and worn that it ripped and I fell through it. I used to get really embarrassed and angry when things like that happened to me as a kid, I was way too serious lmao.

Also fell out of a hammock in front of my ex's entire family, and basically every time I've kneed myself in the face while sitting on my bed drawing.

One more I just remembered: My sister and I used to love playing that "scabby queen" card game (or "old maid") with our family. My younger brother was playing with us this round too and he used to get so excited about getting the queen so it was always very obvious who had it, and my sister said " whoever has it, don't ruin it". I had the card in my deck at the time and started rubbing my cards together while saying "you'll never know!", and of course the queen falls out and lands face-up on my lap. Bringer of home memes, melter of steel beams.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

There was one time I was having a glass of strawberry Nesquik with my sister before we went to bed when we were little. I can't even remember what happened but I guess I tried to pick something up from the floor while sitting on the chair with my legs under me, and I couldn't keep my balance so I cartwheeled off the chair and kicked our glasses of Nesquik EVERYWHERE. One of those weird memories where I can only remember the aftermath, and not how it happened.

I also had a stupid experience with an old beach chair that I sat in, the fabric was so old and worn that it ripped and I fell through it. I used to get really embarrassed and angry when things like that happened to me as a kid, I was way too serious lmao.

Also fell out of a hammock in front of my ex's entire family, and basically every time I've kneed myself in the face while sitting on my bed drawing.

Speaking of hammocks me and my friend used to sit in her hammock like a two person swing so basically sideways, and we'd rock back and fourth and listen to music in her backyard and we were swinging way too hard one time listening to Blink-182 (yeah we were hella cool) and the hammock broke from both trees simultaneously sending us both flat into the ground on our backs, our wind was knocked out of us and the first breaths we got were us laughing so hard we cried. it hurt horribly but it was freaking hilarious, the music still playing in our shared ear buds XD

 

[visibleghost]

ivwe tried to put the cereal into the fridge after breakfast way too many times
ive forgotten 2 put aawy stuff so theyve been confiscated or something else several times which has lead to a lot of Bothersome Feelings and Situations .

also a few weeks ago we played basketball during gym class. some dude passed me the ball but when i tried to recieve it i somehow dropped it in my face, tripped on my own foot and fell onto the floor. yu p. no one laughed because they are pretty nice people and dont know me well enough for it to be a nice laugh , but it was realllllly embarrassing ....

 

[Xandra]

When i was 7, i headbutted the bathtub.

 

[Irelia]

So in the 4th grade, I was the typical nerdy kid, and I always got As and everyone knew that. So then the annual spelling bee came around, and I was like "o ye I'll class these scrubs" and so a ton of people told me to enter, so I did. I was practicing and I felt so prepared that I thought I'd make it so far.

The spelling bee rolls around, and it's round 1. I'm the first to go up, and then they tell me to spell the word "sprain". The deaf person that I am thought they said "Spain", so I spelled out spain instead. I was so confident that I spelled it right, so I just went back to my seat in the section for those who go on to the next round. Aaaand the speaker looked at the other judges confused, and went "Uh... No. That is incorrect." Then my friend who was sitting next to me slapped me on the back and said, "You idiot, he said the word sprain not spain haha." My heart dropped, and I stood up in silence and walked to the section of seats for those who don't go on to the next round. I swear, the gymnasium was filled with over 300+ people... Nobody said a single word.
Anyway thankfully my mom wasn't there, so I lied to her and told her I got to the second to last round..
Oh god that haunted me for the rest of elementary school. And so, my reputation as the "smart kid" was diminished and everyone acted a little awkward around me.

Never entered a spelling bee again.

 

[Dim]

One time in 6th grade camp I was forced to do stand up infront of my entire grade and... I'll just end it there since it's too embarrassing. I was just so ****ing nervous