Funniest Internet (Discourse) Moments?

toenuki

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I wont be responding much but for me, it has to be Lindsay Lohan getting decked by a homeless Russian lady On Instagram Live (its what she deserves for trying to 'help their kids')

AND elon/grimes' kid's name (the memes included)

i'll probably add more.
 
ah, discourse. the tumblr aphobe block list was pretty funny. i’m usually not into ace discourse at all but the concept of block lists is funny to me
 
this is gonna be long because you can not exist as a nonbinary aro/ace without discourse thrusting itself upon you every couple months when you're trying to mind your own business. please free me from this prison
  • mogaipedia was created by someone who (if I'm remembering correctly) is transphobic in an attempt to catalog what they consider to be fake genders/sexualities. because it's the most extensive database for identities out there, it is actually used by actual queer people trying to find a term for themselves. like they tried to make a website for making fun at identities but it backfired in such a way it wound up helping people of said identities.
  • honestly though people not knowing that mogai is just an alternate term for lgbt+ is really funny, especially if they're trying to be taken seriously. like people calling themselves "anti-mogai" because they can't do 10 minutes of research. ngl I still have no idea what people mean when they say mogai, they usually mean like microlabels it looks like but then they'll include like pan or ace.
  • legit every single exclusion discourse recycles itself every year. like its gone bi -> ace -> pan and then repeat since like 2013. we're starting to cycle back into bi now. also when its their turn on the discourse, bi and pan go back and forth on which one is transphobic.
  • aphobes throwing a fit over seeing ace flags at pride every july since 2015. or throwing a fit over seeing microlabels being represented at all.
  • there was a story that an aphobe with that they got kicked out of a gsa or something along those lines because they were being rude towards asexuals but framing it as like "they put aces over me, a real lgbt+". i've also seen a story of that happening to a transmed over "putting transtrenders over me". can't really confirm the legitimacy but it is funny to see people think their tumblr exclusion flies in actual pride events.
  • "pee your pants" came around because ace exclusionists were told that it was wrong to tell people to kill themselves so they had to come up with an alternative. like they were so upset that "hey, maybe telling people to kill themselves for their orientation is messed up" they had to come up with an alternative.
  • 15 year old transmeds telling me to watch kalvin garrah so I'll know why I'm not trans has happened a lot more times than I would like for it to.
  • there's also how people will ask for proof of something and then absolutely freak out when you supply said proof. it's always really funny to watch.
then there's a bunch we got from being otherkin/system, but I won't press on that because afaik there aren't too many other otherkin/systems on here and singlets/non-kin wouldn't get the context or, from my experience, wildly misinterpret it. with the otherkin especially people tend to fall for blatantly obvious trolls (seriously someone could have a giant sign that says "i am a troll" and people would still take them seriously. some wild stuff though
 
does WHO POST SENPAI who's this...

he was kind of notorious on tumblr for being a creepy weeb but one day he decided to tell everyone that he was mad because he went to a maid cafe and he got ignored by all of the workers there. he argued with everyone justifying why they wouldnt talk to him (he felt like he was entitled for attention from the maids even though he didnt try to conversate with them at all) it pretty much sums up everything thats wrong with weeb culture LOL. it was a meme for a while, since then he has been known as "maid cafe man" and he left the site some time after. its been a few years who knows where he is now
 
Basically anything regarding trans or POC on Tumblr gets entertaining.
when actual community members go against tumblr its even funnier bc they get prove
he was kind of notorious on tumblr for being a creepy weeb but one day he decided to tell everyone that he was mad because he went to a maid cafe and he got ignored by all of the workers there. he argued with everyone justifying why they wouldnt talk to him (he felt like he was entitled for attention from the maids even though he didnt try to conversate with them at all) it pretty much sums up everything thats wrong with weeb culture LOL. it was a meme for a while, since then he has been known as "maid cafe man" and he left the site some time after. its been a few years who knows where he is now
oh my gosh..... how did i miss this😭😭😭
 
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