giveaway(CLOSED)

[_Rainy_]

I’ve managed to reach 1000 posts so here is my giveaway:

I’ll be giving away 50 tbt each to 20 winners for a total of 1000 tbt. Thanks to @Hobowire for donating to help get me up to 1000.

To win all you have to do is respond with a joke doesn’t have to be a good one, I have random numbers 1-10 already selected so if you land on the correct number you win.

You can respond multiple times for a chance to win more than once, but please don’t respond more then once per round.

If I heart you that means you’ve won. I’ll be posting when a new round has begun just to keep things organized. So after I’ve posted what round it is thats

when the game is done I’ll lock the thread and transfer the tbt.

This is round 1 by the way you may begin.

 

[frogslime]

Ah, I got a good joke! My existence.
I couldn't think of anything good lol

 

[Clock]

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs
Ok that was kind of bad...
I couldn’t find a good one... Maybe I will find a good one myself

 

[Hobowire]

congrats!

what happened to the rock when it was thrown in the water?

It got wet.

 

[Midoriya]

A past conversation between MapleSilver and myself when I was playing Xenoblade Chronicles on the 3DS in 2018

Riley: “I defeated Metal Face easily. Just progressing through the story atm.”

Silver: “Weak! Weak and pathetic!”

Riley: “Wait, we’re eight levels higher than you.”

Riley: “XD”

Random Mechon: “Metal Face, you didn’t do the quests on Mechonis to help the other Mechon and level up.”

Riley: “Therefore, we’re stronger than you.”

Metal Face: “Wait, wtf?”

Silver: “I wonder what RPGs would be like under other characters’ perspectives.”

Riley: “LOL, true.”

Random Mechon kid: “Darn that stupid Metal Face, always killing Homs and not helping us Mechon out one bit!”

Silver: “Help the Mechon war machine gather eight beagflea squashes!”

Riley: “LMAO”

Silver: “On second thought, I understand why he skipped them...”

Riley: “Ouch, it hurts (from laughing)... lol”

Metal Face: “Sure...”

Metal Face: “Wait what, I’m not doing that! Why do we even need those?!”

Silver: “ERROR 234: *Reason unknown*”

 

[xTech]

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
yes that was a joke, I even had to google for that one because my brain is small

 

[lana.]

what does a zombie vegetarian eat? grains.
and yay congrats on 1,000 posts, and i dont really need any tbt, i just wanted to share a bad joke with you :> i googled it bc im not creative ><

 

[LoserMom]

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

I also had to google a joke lmao

 

[_Rainy_]

I want to heart all the jokes, but I can’t

Round 2

 

[LoserMom]

Why did the bike fall over?
It was two tired.... this is embarrassing

 

[lana.]

what did one dish say to the other? dinner is on me. more google lmao

 

[frogslime]

Okay okay a real one this time
How does a rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it.
Thanks, Google.

 

[Midoriya]

Another past conversation between MapleSilver and myself when I was playing Xenoblade Chronicles

Lorithia: “You’ll pay for your insolence!”

Reyn: “It’s Reyn time!”

Lorithia: “You’ll pay for your insolence!”

Reyn: “It’s Reyn time!”

Lorithia: “You’ll pay for your insolence!”

Reyn: “It’s Reyn time!”

Silver: “I believe they’re having a conversation that goes beyond human comprehension, and we’re just too dumb to understand it.”

Riley: “LOL”

 

[Clock]

I invented a new word!
Its plagiarism

 

[_Rainy_]

Where is the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?

ᵀʰᵉ ˡᶦᵛᶦⁿᵍ ʳᵒᵒᵐ

 

[Xeleron]

Congrats

My partner said I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and right.

(Not mine, heard it a long time ago)

 

[_Rainy_]

Round 3

 

[Mikaiah]

two chemists walk into a bar
one says "I would like some H2O"
the second one says "I would like some H2O too"

second chemist dies bc he got served hydrogen peroxide
the end.

 

[LoserMom]

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck

 

[Zerous]

Congrats, and thanks for the generous giveaway

What does a house wear?

Address