Guys...I did the impossible...I mixed bad pop music with Shakespeare

[SolaireOfAstora]

Plz look and make me feel better lmao

Basically all for laughs. To laugh at: the stupidity of the content, how much time I have and how little life I have

Spoiler: Kesha and Hamlet

Wake up in the morning feeling quite Hamlet-y
Grab my skull, I'm out the door; I'm gonna feel no pity
Before I leave, I think how I can?t come back
'Cause if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain't coming back
I'm talking kill everyone I know, know
9 deaths in a row, row
So I can get what they owe, owe
Hitting up my army
Fighting for that girl-y
I thought she was meant for me, me
The death won?t stop,
No, not until I reach the top
Tonight, we?ll fight
Until only one is left in light
Tick-tock, hurry up
And drink that hemlock
The death won?t stop,
No, not until I reach the top
Tonight, we?ll fight
Until only one is left in light
Tick-tock, hurry up
And drink that hemlock
The death won?t stop
I?ll have to stab those that overhear
He won?t be on the the throne when I get here
My uncle won?t step down, he?ll never defer
He induced it, killed my father, I couldn?t deter
I'm talking about the kingdom getting sunk, sunk
My reputation has shrunk, shrunk
But still, my plan is yet to flunk, flunk
Now, now, he can try to banish me out, out
Or try to bring me down, down
So he can keep the crown, crown
The death won?t stop,
No, not until I reach the top
Tonight, we?ll fight
Until only one is left in light
Tick-tock, hurry up
And drink that hemlock
The death won?t stop,
No, not until I reach the top
Tonight, we?ll fight
Until only one is left in light
Tick-tock, hurry up
And drink that hemlock

Thank you, now it's my turn to laugh that you actually read that

 

[Trystin]

Sing this. Or get a friend to. Make a video. Put it on YouTube. Make millions.

Like those teacher chicks from Hawaii or something who change the lyrics of songs to teach history

 

[SolaireOfAstora]

Sing this. Or get a friend to. Make a video. Put it on YouTube. Make millions.

Like those teacher chicks from Hawaii or something who change the lyrics of songs to teach history

Lmao, maybe! Glad you like it!! xD

 

[FleuraBelle]

this is so cringeworthy


i love it

 

[Lugh]

I'm laughing so hard omg please sing this

 

[nintendoanna]

omg make this into a youtube video

 

[Tensu]

lmao this is perfect!

 

[011]

ahh, omg, this is hilarious! i love the idea! ;D

 

[SolaireOfAstora]

Thank you all! Also, it's supposed to be very cringeworthy lmao, that's the point!

I have waaay too much free time on my hands, I just have to think of another bad pop song to combine Romeo and Juliet, Twelfth Night, Macbeth and maybe a few others