So because I'm the most wise person in my room (Unless my dog can also burp the alphabet) I will give you the best advice on how not to screw up in school like I did.
So take out your notepad or notes app on your phone, (just get something to take notes on) because it's
Grades K-3: School is kinda like a kidnapper. They lure you in, make it nice and easy, and then pull you out from under the rug. This is the stage where they're going easy on you. Also, I'm really, REALLY hoping, you don't fall within this category, because why are you on this website there are the people with red names who are really scary. And that one blue name called Tina kinda acts like my middle school principal so rethink that. Anyways, don't try to make a giant fool of yourself, or get in trouble on purpose. It may sound simple, but peer pressure is stronger than the force. And everybody wants to know what goes down in the teachers lounge.
Grades 4-7: Ok so you're done being babied your first years, and you're ready to enter the years of squabbling teachers. They'll all say "Oh my goodness high school is going to be so hard" and "They're not gonna go easy on you at high school" and "Just you wait until your homework piles up faster than Pokemon Go's revenue" and "Brb, totes gotta keep up on my snapchat, it's so fetch". Keep in mind my teacher got fired the year after. Things will get a tad bit harder, but if you have been doing at least what meets the expectations, you should be fine.
Grade 8: So you see, I kinda got brainwashed into thinking school was gonna be easy for the rest of your life. I started partying, pulling all nighters, and other whacky stuff. And 8th grade hit me like a wall. And NO, do not make any Donald Trump jokes. The spark is gone! 8th grade is really the year where it shows if you've been doing good in school previously or not. It can be a breeze, or your worst nightmare, but it's all up to you.
Freshman: So your going into high school. You might be nervous, but it's not all that bad. Seniors will treat you like puppies, juniors will mostly ignore you and sophomores will try to beat you up since they're not puppies anymore.
Sophomores: You've had one year at high school. Don't think it gets easier, or even stays the same. You think that homework will do itself? Nada.
Juniors: Well I just finished my junior year, and from what I can say, it was trash. It's your third out of fourth year, and usually it's gonna be the hardest. But just remember that there's a light at the end of the tunnel
Seniors: well I have no experience, since I am going to be a senior. So I had to venture deep into the pits of hell to ask my sister for advice. She said that teachers will just tell stories about college and that you should go this college and... the usual. Just add in graduation
Clothes: As long as it follows dress code, you have noting to worry about as long as it's not dirty, or stupid (Wearing a tank top in December kind of stupid). It all goes with your persona, if you want to stick out, wear neon. If you just want to blend in, where a dark colored t shirt, blue jeans, and maybe a watch or some headphones. Just try not to be all bling, strolling around with your Rolex and beats.
Popularity: Blah blah blah, there's no such thing. People have friends. You have your friends, they have their friends. The number of friends doesn't matter, as long as you and your friend have each other. I bet I sound like a mom or dad, don't I
Puberty: Well just try to avoid taking out your anger during school, and save your mood swings for home. I know dealing with mood swings is tough, but releasing your outrage in a public place won't help you at all, even if you feel better for about six seconds. Make a vine out of it!
Jobs: When you reach junior year (or sophomore or senior, depends) you'll get your first job. Work where you want to work, as long as your happy. Just make sure that you get enough rest, and stay on top of your game. I got fired from Subway because I put yogurt on the chicken that I gave to my archenemy, who was lactose intolerant.
Dating: Trust me, it happens. There are those couples that are always stuck in a lip lock for eternity. Just ignore them, you don't bother them, they don't bother you. Never go two on one. Now if you're crush is dating somebody, that's different. Worst case scenario, your crush dates your best friend. Just ignore them, but if it gets to the better of you, don't throw punches. Instead throw darts at a target. More fun and less dangerous
Sleep. Listen I know none of you will listen to me considering you all probably stay up watching who knows what, maybe some Netflix and chill idk. But just try to get at LEAST seven hours of sleep. Plz
Driving: Ah yes, another perk of being older. Just don't crash, especially into other high schoolers. And nonono, to squash this right now, playing Mario Kart does NOT help. Bricks don't fall from the sky, trucks won't flatten you, and there are no question mark blocks on the highway.
Recess: For the little kids, you still get to play outside for a bit. Enjoy it, us high schoolers still get cramps
Clubs: Join as many as you can, as long as they fit in your schedule and appeal to you. You do not want to feel left out. This also applies to sports. 25tbt for the people who knows what sport I play, as well as making it this far
Lunch: Eat. You don't want to come home feeling like you've been punched in the gut. If you finish early, chat or do homework. Trust me, it's like a trading station. People asking other people to copy their homework has become a regular at my school
Pop Quizzes. Don't freak out, just remain calm. Most of them are easy, as they just want to make sure your head isn't filled with rocks. Also don't think you get any Coke after these tests.
Anyways, I'm running out of time, and I already broke my own rules as its 3 in the morning and my alarm is set to 6 so I have to catch some sleep, so hopefully you learned one thing about this. Probably the Subway part.
Later
So take out your notepad or notes app on your phone, (just get something to take notes on) because it's
The Guide To Surviving School
Grades K-3: School is kinda like a kidnapper. They lure you in, make it nice and easy, and then pull you out from under the rug. This is the stage where they're going easy on you. Also, I'm really, REALLY hoping, you don't fall within this category, because why are you on this website there are the people with red names who are really scary. And that one blue name called Tina kinda acts like my middle school principal so rethink that. Anyways, don't try to make a giant fool of yourself, or get in trouble on purpose. It may sound simple, but peer pressure is stronger than the force. And everybody wants to know what goes down in the teachers lounge.
Grades 4-7: Ok so you're done being babied your first years, and you're ready to enter the years of squabbling teachers. They'll all say "Oh my goodness high school is going to be so hard" and "They're not gonna go easy on you at high school" and "Just you wait until your homework piles up faster than Pokemon Go's revenue" and "Brb, totes gotta keep up on my snapchat, it's so fetch". Keep in mind my teacher got fired the year after. Things will get a tad bit harder, but if you have been doing at least what meets the expectations, you should be fine.
Grade 8: So you see, I kinda got brainwashed into thinking school was gonna be easy for the rest of your life. I started partying, pulling all nighters, and other whacky stuff. And 8th grade hit me like a wall. And NO, do not make any Donald Trump jokes. The spark is gone! 8th grade is really the year where it shows if you've been doing good in school previously or not. It can be a breeze, or your worst nightmare, but it's all up to you.
Freshman: So your going into high school. You might be nervous, but it's not all that bad. Seniors will treat you like puppies, juniors will mostly ignore you and sophomores will try to beat you up since they're not puppies anymore.
Sophomores: You've had one year at high school. Don't think it gets easier, or even stays the same. You think that homework will do itself? Nada.
Juniors: Well I just finished my junior year, and from what I can say, it was trash. It's your third out of fourth year, and usually it's gonna be the hardest. But just remember that there's a light at the end of the tunnel
Seniors: well I have no experience, since I am going to be a senior. So I had to venture deep into the pits of hell to ask my sister for advice. She said that teachers will just tell stories about college and that you should go this college and... the usual. Just add in graduation
Extra Pointers
Clothes: As long as it follows dress code, you have noting to worry about as long as it's not dirty, or stupid (Wearing a tank top in December kind of stupid). It all goes with your persona, if you want to stick out, wear neon. If you just want to blend in, where a dark colored t shirt, blue jeans, and maybe a watch or some headphones. Just try not to be all bling, strolling around with your Rolex and beats.
Popularity: Blah blah blah, there's no such thing. People have friends. You have your friends, they have their friends. The number of friends doesn't matter, as long as you and your friend have each other. I bet I sound like a mom or dad, don't I
Puberty: Well just try to avoid taking out your anger during school, and save your mood swings for home. I know dealing with mood swings is tough, but releasing your outrage in a public place won't help you at all, even if you feel better for about six seconds. Make a vine out of it!
Jobs: When you reach junior year (or sophomore or senior, depends) you'll get your first job. Work where you want to work, as long as your happy. Just make sure that you get enough rest, and stay on top of your game. I got fired from Subway because I put yogurt on the chicken that I gave to my archenemy, who was lactose intolerant.
Dating: Trust me, it happens. There are those couples that are always stuck in a lip lock for eternity. Just ignore them, you don't bother them, they don't bother you. Never go two on one. Now if you're crush is dating somebody, that's different. Worst case scenario, your crush dates your best friend. Just ignore them, but if it gets to the better of you, don't throw punches. Instead throw darts at a target. More fun and less dangerous
Sleep. Listen I know none of you will listen to me considering you all probably stay up watching who knows what, maybe some Netflix and chill idk. But just try to get at LEAST seven hours of sleep. Plz
Driving: Ah yes, another perk of being older. Just don't crash, especially into other high schoolers. And nonono, to squash this right now, playing Mario Kart does NOT help. Bricks don't fall from the sky, trucks won't flatten you, and there are no question mark blocks on the highway.
Recess: For the little kids, you still get to play outside for a bit. Enjoy it, us high schoolers still get cramps
Clubs: Join as many as you can, as long as they fit in your schedule and appeal to you. You do not want to feel left out. This also applies to sports. 25tbt for the people who knows what sport I play, as well as making it this far
Lunch: Eat. You don't want to come home feeling like you've been punched in the gut. If you finish early, chat or do homework. Trust me, it's like a trading station. People asking other people to copy their homework has become a regular at my school
Pop Quizzes. Don't freak out, just remain calm. Most of them are easy, as they just want to make sure your head isn't filled with rocks. Also don't think you get any Coke after these tests.
Anyways, I'm running out of time, and I already broke my own rules as its 3 in the morning and my alarm is set to 6 so I have to catch some sleep, so hopefully you learned one thing about this. Probably the Subway part.
Later
