Captain Crazy Chicken
The bad guys are pirates?
- Make an OC.
- Name her something like Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way.
- Make her a Naruto OC.
- Have her be some sort of mishmash of all the fantastical races we see in Kishimoto's Magnum Opus (Ninetales, demon, ninja, etc).
- Make her a Hinata recolor.
- Have her fall in love with Naruto.
- Allow her to have been born in the Hidden Leaf Village.
- Retcon a lot of stuff so that Naruto had been childhood friends with her.
- Write it so that her parents had died when she was born.
- Give her wild-and-crazy hair.
- Give her twelve hidden eyes when she unlocks her 8 Gates Mode.
- Make her and Naruto have lots of steamy hot sex...!
- Write it so that she has iridescent orbs of many colors (rainbow eyes in layman's terms).
- Prose! Prose everywhere!!
- Have Sasuke be irrationally cheerful.
- Allow every canon character to comment on how sexy your freshly amazing OC is.
- Don't even think about the grammar. Or the plot. Or anything, really.
