I have the object.

[BenPlusAC]

Basically, what you do is find out a way to steal the poster above you?s object, then write a miniature story to turn it into something else.
Let?s go!
I have the golden ball.

 

[rhinoo]

I steal this ball thing by stinking your room up, then i use harry potter to turn it into a golden potato.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I munch on your golden potato, and it tastes like metal. So I cough up a Mini Me

 

[BenPlusAC]

I burn your Mini Me onto a CD and shove it into my Wii U. I have the Mini Mii.

 

[MapleSilver]

I steal your entire house, which presumably contains your Wii U, which contains the Mini Mii.

I have Ben's house.

 

[Mr_Persona]

I take Ben's house from you and i'll destroy it.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

/\ forgot an item

I have a Octoling

 

[BenPlusAC]

I splash some water on it.
I have a puddle of ink.

 

[Raayzx]

I used it in my pen. I have a pen. (I have a apple ugh apple pen XD ignore this lmao)

 

[BenPlusAC]

I take apart the pen.
I have a mini-spring.

 

[rhinoo]

Hehe a slingy. I ate it. (Keep small objects away from 12 year olds!! )

I have the dead body of myself.

 

[goro]

i make a manifesto about how this experienced changed me and rally across the country, becoming the next president

i have a worm on a string

 

[BenPlusAC]

I burn that unholy abominatio to the ground. I have the ash from that abomination's corpse.

 

[MapleSilver]

I give the abomination a proper grave.

I now have a funerary urn.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I smash it cause no one likes that monstrosity

I have the ashes

 

[Raayzx]

I burned the ashes

I have the ashes of the ashes.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I burn those ashes

I have the ashes of the ashes of the ashes

 

[MapleSilver]

Smashing urns is not recommended as destroys character data and can co̷̻̪͓͒̃͂̽rrupt your save̷̼͕͓͍̦͐̈̎͘͜ file.

I ḥ̵̢̻̜̐͊a̴̞̭̼̦̞̒̆͒͂͠ve a corrupted ŝ̴̢̬̭̩͠ave fi̴̞͑̕ile.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I uncorrupt it only to corrupt it again as a punishment for breaking the ashes chain.

I have a broken ashes chain.

 

[BenPlusAC]

I turn it into a normal chain and melt it, only to reshape it in the form of empty jewels.
I have the empty jewels.