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The point of this thread is for people to share short stories. They could be real, fake, or anything. Humor is great.. but drama also has a point in this too. For example:

When I was four, my dad had gotten me into videogames and really made a point to express how important they were to him. I couldn't go anywhere or do anything without him talking about the latest title that he had picked up. Of course, in his profession as an engineer at Cinnabar (the people that made a lot of the Universal props in Orlando) he always had to be right on top of everything that was fresh. I loved it.

It was also kind of nice because my dad was the one that would hand me a controller and tell me what to do, he wanted to sit down and do something with me even though I could never go outside all that often and always ended up sick from trying.

One day he started up Super Mario Brothers, and he told me that I could be anyone I wanted to. I liked Luigi, so I decided to go with him. We went through every level, and my dad would throw me spare lives when I kept dying. I was four, it was hard to get used to that kind of thing. When we got to the last level where the point was to fight Bowser, he had one life left from giving all of his to me, and I had just died for the final time. I remember being terrified when he finally got to Bowser, and I started shaking and ran to hide under the dining-room table, watching from my safe spot while dad fought off the horrible beast.

When it was all over, I remember just sitting there crying for a while, and hearing rustling from the kitchen before dad crawled under the table with me and handed me some marshmallows. I always wanted to be as cool as he was, and that's why I started playing Video Games.
 
Ohh... I thought this was a thread about coming up with short stories.

I can't make a short story. Why? I don't know, I have this thing where if it's not at least two pages, it will kill me.
 
Ohh... I thought this was a thread about coming up with short stories.

I can't make a short story. Why? I don't know, I have this thing where if it's not at least two pages, it will kill me.

The point of this thread is for people to share short stories. They could be real, fake, or anything. Humor is great.. but drama also has a point in this too.

First line of the first post bro.
 
The point of this thread is for people to share short stories. They could be real, fake, or anything. Humor is great.. but drama also has a point in this too.

First line of the first post bro.

Sorry. I'm really tired.
 
On another subject, since I'm still awake and can't fall asleep, I'll post another short story.

When I was eight years old, I got my first 'big kid' bike. I had only gotten my first bike a year previously, but it was a gift from my father and my mom wanted to outdo him. Now, at the time I was under four feet tall, and this bike was huge to me, but I was so adamant about riding the thing that I learned to compensate for my size and ride it normally. Notably, it was also the first bike I ever had without training wheels.

All went fairly well on the first few rides, I learned that if I stepped up onto one of the stairs first I could swing my leg over after pushing the bike off to a rolling start and ride it normally, the only problem came when it was time to stop. Now, let me give you some insight onto my mums old boyfriend.

He was a collector of old cars, and loved to bits his 1992 ZR-1 Corvette. Since he had one, I've always wanted this car, it's my dream car, but retails for over 300 grand in united states coin. So, needless to say it's one of those things you don't mess with. The car he affectionately nicknamed 'Zelda' used to sit in the garage most of the time by his racing motorcycle, but on the day that I decided to take my bike out for a spin, it was in the driveway being washed. (I was supposed to wash it)

Well, it had been about six months after I got my bike, and stopping was still a pretty big issue. Like I said, it was a big boy bike, and my feeble little noodle legs couldn't reach the pedals. So, I would end up doing laps around the front sidewalk until I could pull in slowly enough to hop off and slow the bike down. This time though, I pulled too close to the stairs.

The stairs were cement, with steel rods for the railings, I love a bit of excitement and I was riding my bike at around fifteen to twenty miles an hour around the block blowing off some steam, when it came time to bring it in though, I became impatient, and when I pulled in to make my second lap around, my handlebar caught the railing of the stairs.

Instead of being able to fall the other way off the bike and end up with some bruising, I noticed that Zelda was in the parking lot and ended up throwing myself at the railing to stop the bike before it crashed into his precious vehicle. I remember hearing the metallic CLANG as my face collided with the railing, leaving a huge dent and even worse, knocking out a couple of my teeth.

While blood gushed everywhere and I laid on the steps with a concussion and unable to move my jaw, I remember my mom picking me up screaming, while I tried to make out a sentence asking about the car. I also remember her slapping me upside the head for it, which in hindsight was probably a pretty bad idea.

Two days later I regained consciousness. I hadn't gone to the hospital, and my jaw had to be set at home using gauze and continued to bleed out for that long. To this day my jaw still doesn't work right, but man.. that was a nice car.
 
I got my sister into video games at age 4.
Now she's addicted.

Is that short enough?
 
@First story: aww, that's cute =P
@Second story: Yikes... Honestly if that were me driving the bike i probably would've had the same intention of keeping the car safe.
 
@First story: aww, that's cute =P
@Second story: Yikes... Honestly if that were me driving the bike i probably would've had the same intention of keeping the car safe.

There are horror stories in my family about that car. If it got a single scratch you'd probably go missing. To this day I still want that damn car. It's the only car I know entirely too much about.
 
I think that you should find more hobbies to get you mind of her go out and have some fun with friends/join a club/ join a sport/get a job/ and who knows you just might meet a new girl ..
 
I think that you should find more hobbies to get you mind of her go out and have some fun with friends/join a club/ join a sport/get a job/ and who knows you just might meet a new girl ..

I'm suspicious that this guy is an alt...
...Anyone else...?
 
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