Let's Make Jokes!

[Jessy_Azran]

Ladies and jellybeans, boys and gorillas, it's time for making jokes!



Hey, I was chatting on a different thread, and I was thinking about how weird that there is no thread for making jokes yet. And laughter is the best medicine! I know mine are probably lame dad jokes because I usually hang around dad than mum, but I really want to know everyone's jokes because I believe the world should be even more happier today!


Rules:

• Try not to offend anyone.
• Keep it clean, but if minor crude jokes are allowed, then go on.
• No racist jokes.
• NO JOKES that discriminate against race, nationality, lgbts, disabilities, or belittling anyone on or off the site.
• Nothing else that might cause a problem.
• Anything else I need to add, I will edit.

 

[Jessy_Azran]

When the grocery store clerk asked me if I want my milk in a bag, I said no, I'd rather keep it in the carton.


Kid: Dad, can I watch the TV?
Dad: Sure, just make sure you don't turn it on.


When my best friend asked me to give her the lipstick she owns, I got the tube mixed up with super glue. She's not speaking to me anymore.


Me to my other best friend: Dude, you were so drunk last night!
Friend: NO I WASN'T!
Me: You were shoving batteries up your rear end shouting, "I got the power!"

 

[LambdaDelta]

Spoiler: who cooks for the justice league?

supperman

 

[Jessy_Azran]

Nice one!

What happens when Batman and Robin fight a steamroller?
A: They become Flatman and Ribbon.