Lily's stand up comedy show! Every Wednesday!

[Lily.]

Welcome!yes this is necessary​

 

[Nick.]

no.

 

[Lily.]

no.

You're guest starring. You have no choice just. Do. It

 

[brownboy102]

Whadaya call a man named Robert with a rubber toe? I'm taking the spotlight

 

[Lily.]

Whadaya call a man named Robert with a rubber toe? I'm taking the spotlight

Don't you dare do that. I'm fabulous ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

 

[brownboy102]

Don't you dare do that. I'm fabulous ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

Fine I'll be a guest star

 

[Nick.]

Lily your puns are not funny.

 

[brownboy102]

Whadaya call a man named Robert with a rubber toe? I'm taking the spotlight

RUBBERTO! AHHAHADXXXDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDIMNOTTHATFUNNY

 

[Lily.]

I went into a pet shop and asked to buy a gold fish. The guy working there said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' To which I replied, 'I don't care what star sign it is.' okay now you laugh

 

[Nick.]

I went into a pet shop and asked to buy a gold fish. The guy working there said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' To which I replied, 'I don't care what star sign it is.' okay now you laugh

Sparro's better

 

[brownboy102]

I went into a pet shop and asked to buy a gold fish. The guy working there said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' To which I replied, 'I don't care what star sign it is.' okay now you laugh

*throws overripe tomatoes*

So a pony knocked on my door, and when I answered, it said, "Would you care to give me a glass of water? I'm a little hoarse!"

 

[Raffy]

I went into a pet shop and asked to buy a gold fish. The guy working there said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' To which I replied, 'I don't care what star sign it is.' okay now you laugh

OMG AHAHAHAHAHHA ROFL LMAO XDDDDDD DD DFDD AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAA ROFLCOPTER XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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I went into a pet shop and asked to buy a gold fish. The guy working there said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' To which I replied, 'I don't care what star sign it is.' okay now you laugh

OMG AHAHAHAHAHHA ROFL LMAO XDDDDDD DD DFDD AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAA ROFLCOPTER XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Lily.]

Sparro's better

NICK LEAVE OR ELSE ILL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF (╯?□?）╯︵ ┻━┻

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Some people asked me to donate to the children's pool. I DONATED A GLASS OF WATER

 

[Nick.]

NICK LEAVE OR ELSE ILL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF (╯?□?）╯︵ ┻━┻

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Some people asked me to donate to the children's pool. I DONATED A GLASS OF WATER

*silence*

 

[Lily.]

I was reading a book today, 'The History of Glue'. I couldn't put it down

 

[brownboy102]

NICK LEAVE OR ELSE ILL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF (╯?□?）╯︵ ┻━┻

- - - Post Merge - - -

Some people asked me to donate to the children's pool. I DONATED A GLASS OF WATER

*crickets chirp*

 

[Nick.]

I was reading a book today, 'The History of Glue'. I couldn't put it down

mehhhhh

 

[brownboy102]

And for my grand finale, what do you call a...a...

Alright screw it I'm out

 

[Lily.]

Fine. I'd like to see you guys do better.

 

[Nick.]

lol this was a failure