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I've been in the mood to write poetry lately, and I've decided to make some about video games! I mainly do couplets, but I may do some haiku as well! My first one is about Mario Kart! Here it is!

The final race, the end in sight.
In first place, I'll rule this night.

I drive, knowing I'll be there.
The whipping wind blows through my hair.

My name is Toadstool, Peach to you.
The Mushroom Kingdom? I rule that, too.

I hear a "whoosh," look up in awe.
I know the culprit, I hear a "Wah!"

Waluigi, tall and lean.
What he did was more than mean.

In second place he lagged behind.
The biggest cheater in all mankind.

He smuggled the shell to second from last;
I knew that first place would be my past.

The blue shell circles me, I'm in it's bind.
I am now stuck, now trapped, entwined!

The shell slams down on me, blows up,
Waluigi passes, gets the gold cup.

Waluigi, smug as heck,
I'd really like to break your neck.

These are just for fun, they're not meant to be taken seriously. I plan on doing a Splatoon one next, but feel free to suggest some games for me to write about!
 
Don't you ****ing dare break Waluigi's neck!!! He is the new king!!! :mad:

- - - Post Merge - - -

Don't take it seriously.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Also try a ACNL or Sims 4 one.
 
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I've decided to make a couplet about Crusty Sean, probably my favorite Splatoon shopkeeper, if not my favorite character! Based off of me desperately needing food tickets and realizing I've run out of them.

He'd once sold shoes, he now sells food.
My saving grace, my go-to dude!

My hunger strikes, my body aches!
The savage in my soul awakes!

I need his food, I need it now.
I have no tickets! Why?! And how?!

I've fought my battles, I've won my war...
I realized I used them the day before.

My last one used in ceaseless fight.
That decision wasn't very bright.

"Crusty Sean!" I scream with pain.
This hunger needed to be slain.

"I have know ticket, can't pay the toll,
but, Sean, I have no self control!

I need to eat to slay this beast!
Give me something small, at least!"

"Sorry, kid," he says to me.
"This is how it has to be.

As much as I'd like to give you some,
I cannot spare a single crumb."

I walked away, Crust Bucket behind.
My stomach growled, it wailed, it whined.

Grizzco offers tickets for pay.
I'll work there and find my way.
 
*claps* do one about c.q. cumber I wonder what you can do with that or dj octavio.
 
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