Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Holla]

Granted, but they only come back online for 2 mins.

I wish I could play Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker.

 

[Rasha]

Granted but only the Demo...
I wish I could go home already...

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

granted but you get kidnapped

i wish i was in china and spoke chinese

 

[alesha]

Granted but you was actually in France and spoke indian
I wish for a sister thats not annoying

 

[Alienfish]

granted but you have to pay her 10 bucks every week

i wish i had candy

 

[alesha]

Granted but they are actually bombs!
I wish I married my boyfriend

 

[Alienfish]

granted but you must wear condoms on your head everytime u woohoo

i wish i had painkillers

 

[alesha]

Granted but they taste disgusting!
I wish for no more wishes

 

[matt]

If God loved me, he'd lock this thread on my post.
I wish for 5,000,000 local currency

 

[Alienfish]

granted but you must wish for endless stocks of vibrators for it

i wish i had a white feather

 

[matt]

granted but you must wish for endless stocks of vibrators for it

i wish i had a white feather

Vibrators? Wheres your mind wondered off too

 

[alesha]

Nothing?
I wish someone will post

 

[matt]

Granted

 

[Alienfish]

Not granted.

I wish for food

 

[matt]

Not granted

I wish for 73 bells

 

[alesha]

You get food u don't like
I wish to have a job as a teacher

 

[Alienfish]

granted but you must wear pron uniforms

i wish for money

 

[alesha]

Granted but it's fake
I wish for dairy cream

 

[Sloom]

Granted but it's 101 months old

I wish I could be a snowman for a day.

 

[Disband]

Not Granted,

I wish I could live forever.