Make some puns

[AquaStrudel]

Just post puns one after the other. I'll start, but I hope I can rememBEAR what pun I was gonna use. :^)

 

[AquaStrudel]

You gotta be squidding me. No one has any puns?

 

[The Pennifer]

This may seem sad, but stay positive. I know you can:

 

[focus]

what did the tornado do with his new car?
took it out for a spin

 

[Alienfish]

A guy walked into a bar (ouch).

 

[ZebraQueen]

Stop making so many puns
Or IL PUNish you

 

[BuckOfTheFawns]

Which bird has the most money?
The ostrich

Which is the hottest gem?
The sapphire

 

[focus]

i've said this one before but its my fav ok

my dad got sick while he was travelling.
>where did he go?
Germany.

 

[AquaStrudel]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. :^)

 

[The Pennifer]

Hahaha

 

[Razpup]

My friends is a rabbit. He loves hippity-hop.