Eh? How'd you get in here?! Isn't this place supposed t'be hidden?? hm.....Whatever....!
Welcome!
To my Mansion! It's so fun...it's almost.....SCARY!
Well....I'm in need of some staff, and this place ain't exactly well kept....so....you're hired! Just pick a job...any job....Hehehe....
Jobs:
Head Cook: OddCrazyMe
Assistant Cook:Triforce3force
Butler: NookPTP
Maid:
Security Guard/ Ninja: Lone_Wolf
Security Guard/Ninja Ghost: PKMNMaster Samus
Crown Cleaner:
Ghost Hunter: Fossil
Head Fighter: ZELDAFREAK104
Official Exspandion Builder/Planner: Justin125
Mansion Money
OddCrazyMe: 55 Doom Dollars (can buy nothing yet)
What???? You say you don't WANT any positions?!....Well then...you're happy to stay...but it's your duty to spread some bad luck and play practical jokes...
GOT THAT?
Good. Now....BUZZ OFF!
*OddCrazyMe looks down.... A rope coils around his feet and snaps up......OddCrazyMe is hanging from the ceiling by one ankle*
HahahhahahahahMweeweweew............(I swoop through the ceiling from the second floor) How gullible! Hehehe....Ok fine you get to be Head Chef.....but cook meals for the humans.....not me...I don't eat remember..Im dead.
Hehehe...fine.(*SNAP* AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh! OddCrazyMe falls and hits the floor.)
Now, for you, your bedroom is on the third floor. The kitchen is on the second floor. You'lle find everything you need there in your room. You have a Master bedroom by the way....lucky you(King size bed, jacuzzi, and marble bathroom) Stupid humans......so lucky and stuff...they need to be taugh a lesson....Oh and make me a blueberry smoothie......What, you thought I said I don't eat? I dont HAVE to eat...but I can.....What are you waiting for..?!?!? I want a smoothie!
My ghostlyness? Hey, I like that.....Hmm...lemme try that smoothie...MMMMMMMMmmmm! Yum, that's good! Thanks, here have this key. It opens the pool room. You get rewards for doing chores ya see? That's how it works....Oh and watch out for Marvin, the ghost of the diving board. He dives endlessly, he won't hurt you, just avoid him.
