Puns!!!

[PeeBraiin]

Post all your puns here
No matter how cringey or weird it is post it here!

 

[Alienfish]

A guy walked into a bar. (ouch!)

 

[BlueWolf101]

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

 

[toadsworthy]

I wanted to Post a Pun here, but I thought a fence might get in the way

 

[GalacticGhost]

tibia honest, this thread is sansational

i just had to say it, i couldn't kelp myself.

 

[teto]

this isn't punny, guys

 

[Alienfish]

im trying to think of philosphical joke but i Kant

 

[pickle inkii.]

 

[Miii]

I mustache you all a question... but I'll shave it for later :{D

 

[Acruoxil]

 

[GalacticGhost]

This thread doesn't have enough puns yet.

I am disewpointed.

 

[pickle inkii.]

Don't bee disewpointed my darling.

 

[tybalt_cake]

Man! Puns are inkredible! n.n

 

[CuteYuYu]

Are you from Jamaica? Cause Jamaican me crazy

 

[Alienfish]

how do you know a car is from jamaica?

on the reggae-stration plate..


yes it's lame and is better in swedish but i had to sorrynotsorry k

 

[CuteYuYu]

Are you from Russia? Cause you're Russian my mind

 

[Fantasyrick]

Pun goals.

 

[Pusheen]

I'd tell ya'll a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.....

 

[BlueSkies]

I'd tell ya'll a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.....

I asked the guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite. He said NaBrO.
I didn't get a reaction either.

 

[Alienfish]

lol i love all those bad chemistry..

also too little oxygen here, o man...