Super long poem

[Sloom]

Let's make a poem about random stuff, you stop at a random point you want, and the next person carries it on.

Example:

George: It's valentines day, hooray, hooray, everybody is feeling great, you would never know what I ate!

Mike: I ate fish bait! And I don't regret it, it tastes like cake, a bit!

Emile: You never would have heard the news, I can knit!

So I'll start...

There was a man who drunk a coke can, he said to his nan that he was not happy with his coke, and she stood up and spoke, the man could not hear, but he decided he should instead have a beer.

 

[Gandalf]

And when he had that beer, he felt a bit silly,
So he picked up his phone and got rather busy,
He went to the bell tree to make some new posts,
This is no random poem and its nothing to boast,

On the mafia thread he looked like a tool,
And in the irc he was a real fool,
It's all funny now but I just cant stop thinking,
That the next birthday I go to I will stop myself drinking.

 

[Sloom]

The man was called Paul, he was nice, and he went to the mall, he bought a small tape deck, and also some ready brek, he went out of the store and saw a boar, he got frightened and ran, and a robin sang, he heard some type of bang, it scared him but he carried on running, he saw a dog that looked rather cunning, even the owner thought it was stunning, but who knows, maybe the owner isn't so cool, he's young and he still goes to school, but no one thinks he's bad at all, I'm rather jealous, but no need to be sad, he's got a cool dog, I'm glad, he's cool with that, me too, after all he has 1 weird shoe, no one noticed it before, it was quite a score to notice it, it had a slight bit of gore in it, "Ew" Said Paul, as he walked to his house, there lay a doormouse, he hated mice, he ran and said, "Yikes!"

 

[Superpenguin]

The mouse followed Paul
Up the stairs and down the hall.
All the mouse wanted was one piece of cheese,
But his tiny mouth couldn't utter the word please.

Outside was where the mouse was thrown,
in the bedroom, there was moan.
Paul was worried about the noise,
Who was playing with his toys?

 

[captainofcool]

"What?! An intruder!" exclaimed Paul,
as he stumbled down the stairs and proceeded to fall.
As he bumped on the ground,
he heard another sound.
"Hey, is that... a hound?!"

 

[Superpenguin]

It was not a hound, in fact,
It was only a sack,
a sack of limes,
for very good times.

Limes and fruit,
so very cute,
bathe in the tub
or else you're a bub.

 

[Sloom]

He wondered, what is a bub, as he wondered over to the kitchen, where he saw the mouse twitchin' "Ah!" He screamed as the light of the sun beamed, and the window gleamed, where everything seemed like it was supreme.

When he went out of the house the mouse tried to steal the cheese, but he did not manage to get it, he was dumb, but he loved to have some fun, why not? Then he shot into the bedroom and cried, "SQUEAK!" No one peeked because the house was in the middle of nowhere, "This is no fun!" He thought, as he muttered and walked.

He tried the door, it was locked, when he tried to open it, he got knocked, "Ouch!" He cried as he went to the back yard, he saw a great guard! He said "Please may I leave, Mr. Guard?" The guard just replied, "AHHH" He ran and he ran, but then he thought, why not let him out, he's a little sport.

 

[sej]

The poor mouse,
Running to the playhouse,
scared as if a lion was chasing him,
he bumped into a boy called Jim.

Jim said "hi mousy, you alright?"
Mouse said "yes, but i am in a bit of a fright"
Jim said "why's that"
Mouse said "a man called Paul is chasing me, he's got a bat!"

 

[Sloom]

Poem deluxe you will like it very much:

By golly I wish I was Molly, I'd eat lots of holly and feel very jolly, as I walked to the mall I would forget about school, my head would be held high and I would feel tall, and I would feel rather cool just walking down that mall.

At the beach a dragon used to preach, if you did not feed him a peach, he would bleach you in the eyes.

This guy was my friend, we walked together every now and then, when he saw they kept a hen, he ran in the light of the day, oh boy oh boy, it's much nicer than they, if I may say so.

This boy played with clay, he would just play and play with the clay, sometimes he would visit the bay, just to see his friend Pete, who sold wheat for a living.

A man called Stan said, "How do you do ma'am?" Ma'am did not reply, she was to little and shy, she would never reply to such a big powerful guy, she just ran away and cried.