There once was a idiot with a big green sword with the brain the size of a nail.
He said with his buck teeth 'Oh my god! Its the biggest toothpick I ever saw!'.
Then he met a challenge with the Smarty with the Big Blue Sword and he said 'Thats no toothpick you idiot! I challenge you for it!'
He said with no thought of all and he said 'TOOTH CLEANING ATTACK!'. And he jammed the sword in his teeth, which went through his head... He was praised as a hero.... for being a idiot. He went to town to give this to the dentist but knowing the idiot he was, he would cause trouble.
He walked in and said 'Here you go guys!' and threw it on the table. It smashed it because it was big and he took it and said 'Whoops!' and threw it at the dentist killing him as the sharp side was at him.
He went to town.... and acted like a idiot. He threw it on toothpicks to be with his other kind him thinking it would return to his family. It crushed all the toothpicks.
All the towsfolk were mad because they had nothing to clean their teeth after dinner. So they complained and looked for the only toothpick left. But it turned out.... the town was called.... Idiot Town and everyone thought the sword was a toothpick and they knocked all their teeth out and pushed it too hard so it went through their heads. It was the idiots fault.
He was lonely and they he said 'I'm bored of this toothpick! I'm gonna break it!'. He tried and tried. It didnt work.
So he decided to be a cowboy and keep it in his mouth and he tripped on a rock.....
He swallowed it and as he tried to bend down to play with the rock... he got cut open. Then we all lived happily ever after, with no idiots to jepordize us!
<big><big><big><big><big>THE END!</big></big></big>
He said with his buck teeth 'Oh my god! Its the biggest toothpick I ever saw!'.
Then he met a challenge with the Smarty with the Big Blue Sword and he said 'Thats no toothpick you idiot! I challenge you for it!'
He said with no thought of all and he said 'TOOTH CLEANING ATTACK!'. And he jammed the sword in his teeth, which went through his head... He was praised as a hero.... for being a idiot. He went to town to give this to the dentist but knowing the idiot he was, he would cause trouble.
He walked in and said 'Here you go guys!' and threw it on the table. It smashed it because it was big and he took it and said 'Whoops!' and threw it at the dentist killing him as the sharp side was at him.
He went to town.... and acted like a idiot. He threw it on toothpicks to be with his other kind him thinking it would return to his family. It crushed all the toothpicks.
All the towsfolk were mad because they had nothing to clean their teeth after dinner. So they complained and looked for the only toothpick left. But it turned out.... the town was called.... Idiot Town and everyone thought the sword was a toothpick and they knocked all their teeth out and pushed it too hard so it went through their heads. It was the idiots fault.
He was lonely and they he said 'I'm bored of this toothpick! I'm gonna break it!'. He tried and tried. It didnt work.
So he decided to be a cowboy and keep it in his mouth and he tripped on a rock.....
He swallowed it and as he tried to bend down to play with the rock... he got cut open. Then we all lived happily ever after, with no idiots to jepordize us!
<big><big><big><big><big>THE END!</big></big></big>
