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Teh jacked up Family

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Okay so awhile ago muh pit started this whole family thing because I have the same birthday as his rl mom and we started this virtual family just for fun. Well it's been growing and getting stranger and stranger as we go, so I decided to post it here and organize it and see what you guys say. :3

Um okay....

It started with 'me and bacon boy'
who had Muh Pit and Gabby.
Oddcrazyme and storm are apparently bacon boy's brothers who are hooked....
Odd is the um maid? [This was on the irc months ago]

We then got divorced and then I got hooked with mega, who is my brother.
Mega got me um...preggers [lawl]

And then we split
From there I've had like 2 other husbands who I've also split with

My sisters cryindarkness and ohdangitsgabby are my wifeys.
Muh Pit got hooked with his aunt Cry
Crash came from nowhere and had mirandi....by himself XD
Cry got preggers from her brother mega, too.
She had Andy who got hooked up with Mirandi and together they had Hub12 and acrox
crash then got hooked to michelle [acrox]
Hub12 got hooked with his grandma's sister....ohdangitsgabby
Dark, Ryudo, and Bdubs were shopping at walmart and Garrett was on the cart so Cry stole him from them when they weren't looking and kept him. She also forced him to wear a skirt.
Toonlinkmaster is a hobo [he lives in gabbeh and hub's trash can] that got hooked with Garrett...Garrett got a sex change and now is um pregnant with baby Nigel? XD
Toonlinkmaster and Garrett got a divorce and now TLM is stuck with a 91 year old Nigel.
Spencer [mr bananaoracle] is teh sexually confused uncle to Garrett

Now I'm hooked with my sisters ohdangitsgabby, cryindarkness. Also hooked with Mirandi and ryan.
Crash and Muh Pit get hooked up then divorce
Muh Pit gets married to his ex-step dad mega who has gone crazy and has banged many people, one of them being evilpancakes a random stalker
Muh Pit is preggers with Mega and has MGMT, who later in life shoots himself with one of those needle guns that make you asplode. [I wonder why]
Night is my wife, ohdangitsgabby's wife, mirandi's wife, and cry's mother
crash is ms.weewee's ex and acrox's wife
muh pit is night's husband and he gave birth to Lewis and Sean
Grawr is muh and mega's baby
AndyB got aids and eventually it spread around the whole family
cry got married to lewis but is having an affiar with acrox
I'm having an affair with Lewis
Cry divorced everyone
AndyB and Mirandi had Fabio
Cry committed suicide, but came back to life because of Fabio's sexiness.

And ZF is the furry pet....
Mickey is the dirty dancer pweppy boi mouse


It's a bit confusing since everyone is like connected to each other but we got bored and made it for fun, so comments.....or any editing needed xP
 
Well some of it was confirmed on the irc a while ago and the rest was just over the months xDD
Garrett we had to put you in it...sorry xDDD

Oh and LMAO @the comments.
 
cryindarkness said:
#Garrett said:
cryindarkness said:
#Garrett said:
wtf how did I get into this!?

I'm megas son? wtf
it was either that, or you were going to be my child o_O
shoot me pl0x
lulzzz
dont u want to be in our "jacked-up" family?
YOU'RE MORE THANK JACKED-UP!!



YOU MARRIED YER *censored.3.0*ING BROTHER CRY!!
 
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