Terrible Jokes

[pokedude729]

Tell a groan worthy joke, and the next person decides how bad it was.

How do you get 150 onto a boat? You poke-em on.

 

[zelorm]

Meh

I love how you both love AND hate Schr?dinger's cat, at the same time!

 

[Jamborenium]

/crashes into the wall instead of using the door/ DID SOMEONE SAY BAD JOKES?

I don't trust stair, they're always up to something

would you like to save every animal?, because I Noah Guy

 

[Dae Min]

What part of a vegetable is the most difficult to eat?

The wheelchair

 

[Jamborenium]

where did little suzie go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!

 

[X2k5a7y]

There's something in my eye! It's my cornea.

 

[zelorm]

Why did the old man cry?

Repressed memories of Austwitz. He remembered the smell of burning bodies, the starvation he faced, and cruelty at the hands of the NAZIs

(NOTE: this is coming from a Jew


With a Hitler quote in his sig



That he agrees with)

 

[Jamborenium]

what did the arm-less boy get for Christmas?

I don't know he can't open it

 

[X2k5a7y]

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it can't come to you anyway.

 

[zelorm]

Why did Hitler kill himself?


The Jews sent him the gas bill

 

[PlasmaPower]

Why is this thread not a string?

Because it's a online thread.

 

[Jamborenium]

why did the little boy drop is his icecream?

he was pushed down the stairs

 

[Dae Min]

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

 

[Jamborenium]

guy 1: hey man I just got a BJ from a hot girl over at the train tracks
guy 2: ah sweet man did you have sex with her after?
guy 1:..no I couldn't find her body

 

[zelorm]

So 3 NaZis walk into a BAR...

 

[Jamborenium]

((I have such a terrible joke but I can't tell it on here cause I would get banned so hard))
so I'll use this one instead

A man and a young boy are walking into a forest at night. The boy says "i'm scared". The man says "YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone"

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them."

 

[pokedude729]

What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my Garage.

 

[tumut]

What's the difference between a trunk full of babies and a trunk full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

 

[Sanaki]

How are some of these stupid/groan worthy.. Lol I mean I don't get offended by these but it's like I don't think those types of jokes fit here. XD

You must be a keyboard because you're just my type

 

[tumut]

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.