The Chair Game

[ShayminFTW]

Credit goes to Kitty Omega of another site.

The plot? An epic battle between TBT's characters. The usual junk. Interact with other people's posts. See who comes up with the funniest ideas, and try to win.

The catch?

At least one, if not all, of your weapons have to be some type of chair.

Here are the rules:

1. Of course Animal Crossing characters are nearly indestructible, so they can take almost anything and get up again.

2. No invincible/super powerful chairs. It gets old really fast.

3. You can use other objects throughout the role play, but only chairs can be used for offense. No swords, guns, slingshots, etc. unless it's something that's firing chairs (and that would be a handful to lug around!) If you're hurting someone with something, it has to be a chair!

4. At most you can have TWO characters that you control. They can be on a team, or they can be against each other. Whatever happens it's up to you!

5. Anything that's powerful has a weakness. If you have a really powerful chair, there has to be some way to destroy it.

6. No summoning characters from other dimensions. Stay in Animal Crossing. Also, you can't be like, Rover's best friend or something. Be reasonable.

7. No leaving the chair battleground once you're in it. You can order stuff by phone or other means, but you CAN'T LEAVE. That means, no stashing chairs where no one else can get them, etc.




In any case, if this looks stupid and silly enough to you, why not join in?

I know I called it the chair game, which was stupid, because it's really a role play, but it's really a big evil game.

Here is MY sign-up:

Name: Sierra
Hair Style/Color: Yellow pig tails
Outfit/Looks: Cat suit
Personality: Tough and aggresive. Likes glittery stuff and always tries to get them.
Chair: Lawn chair decorated with glitter. Weak but sturdy and hard to destroy.

On an otherwise ordinary day, a strange blonde character dressed in a cat suit climbed to the top of her roof, a lawn chair in one hand and a wet noodle in the other. Taking a deep breath, she shouted to the skies.

"I declare myself the Evil Kitty who brandishes Chairs and wet noodles! Are there any who dare challenge me? If not, all of your left socks will belong to me by morning....mwahahahahahaha!" With an evil cackle, the girl stared around triumphantly to see if any dared challenge her.

 

[Gnome]

Sean thinks to himself. Hmmmm... Ah, I know. *Sean grabs instant-death-by-touch-chair. and chunks it at Shaymin* *Sean sticks his tongue out.* =P

 

[ShayminFTW]

2. No invincible/super powerful chairs. It gets old really fast.

-your post gets cancelled out-

 

[Gnome]

2. No invincible/super powerful chairs. It gets old really fast.

-your post gets cancelled out-

Last time I read it only said invincible chairs. T_T

 

[ShayminFTW]

2. No invincible/super powerful chairs. It gets old really fast.

-your post gets cancelled out-

Last time I read it only said invincible chairs. T_T

lolwtf
And you didn't even use the sign-up sheet.

 

[Gnome]

2. No invincible/super powerful chairs. It gets old really fast.

-your post gets cancelled out-

Last time I read it only said invincible chairs. T_T

lolwtf
And you didn't even use the sign-up sheet.

I'm to damn lazy to read it all. XP

 

[ShayminFTW]

2. No invincible/super powerful chairs. It gets old really fast.

-your post gets cancelled out-

Last time I read it only said invincible chairs. T_T

lolwtf
And you didn't even use the sign-up sheet.

I'm to damn lazy to read it all. XP

Then all of your left socks will belong to me by morning... then I'll burn them.

 

[Entei Slider]

Name: kkslider
Hair Style/Color: yellow spikes
Outfit/Looks: crown with gold shirt and gracie sunglasses
Personality: HAS ANGER MANAGMENT ISSUES other than that nice
Chair: head biting bar stool tall but flimsy good offense

out from the dark a new hero watching evil kitty emerges his name is KING KK
he jumps to a building and shout fiend u will never get control of this city or our left socks

and with that KING KK jump to her roof with bar stool in one hand and a rock hard kkslider statue in the other I KING KK will challenge u to a fight to the DEATH
*mortal kombat muisic starts playing *
NOW the battle for animalia has begun.......

 

[Entei Slider]

... how was that sierra?

 

[ShayminFTW]

"HAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!" Sierra rushed down from her roof and attacked kkslider.

 

[Kanye Omari West]

Name: FakeName
Hair Style/Color: Black Mohawk
Outfit/Looks: Tee-shirt with cut sleeves
Personality: Tough and aggresive.
Chair: Chair encrusted with emeralds, but made of oak. Bad matchup.

FakeName eats an apple and waits for time to pass.

 

[Entei Slider]

*hits kk* UGH u are good but take this HEAD BITE ATTACK

 

[Entei Slider]

*jumps down and steals apple from fakename* thank u now my health is back

 

[Kanye Omari West]

*takes out another apple*

 

[Entei Slider]

o-0 nice move :llama:

 

[Kanye Omari West]

*takes llama then jolts out of country*

 

[Entei Slider]

NOOOOOOO LLAMA
CURSE U FAKENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

 

[ShayminFTW]

// Once you enter the battlefield, you CANNOT LEAVE. Also, roblox, you can't use "Head Bite Attack" because you can only use chairs to fight.
Sierra takes FakeName back and thwacks him in the head with her chair.

 

[Entei Slider]

no my chair bites head

 

[Entei Slider]

ok i change RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
comes down and whacks evil kitty upside the head with legs of barstool