The Great British Banter Off

[Synyster D]

The Great British Banter off!​

Welcome players to the best game show on the internet, this game consists of great banter from Glasgow to London, from Blackpool to Sunderland and the rest of the world! All are welcome from cockney to Geordie, to scotts to welsh to Irish and all we welcome you to our game show.

In this game, you will be given a sentence and from that you must make a joke (some good banter). I judge the best joke and award them the winner of that joke. Then the winner choose the next sentence and judges. Then repeat.
Have fun, don’t be a bum!

Sentence one: Something you wouldn't hear on the Queens royal message


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Hello and welcome to

The Great British Banter off!​

i'm your host Synyster D or Ben and please start with the first category: Something you wouldn't hear on the Queens royal message

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

(I'm rubbish at jokes...)
The Queen: This year, instead of doing my borrrring regular Christmas speech, I will show you all my new fitness DVD in which I have a twerk off with Kate Windsor. I think you will allllllll know who won that competition. My booty can dance for days!