MayorVillager
Mayor of Smashville
Just tell some puns here. 
Never trust an atom. They make up everything...
Never trust an atom. They make up everything...
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MayorVillager
Mayor of Smashville
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin.
AquaStrudel
power
I tried making a thread like this before and it got no replies.
I was going to tell a pun, but I don't think I can rememBEAR it
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I was going to tell a pun, but I don't think I can rememBEAR it
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brownboy102
Don't Need Words
The skeleton was feeling really EMPTY at the big SHINdig.
I hate bugs. They always get caught in the web. They're such glitches!
I hate bugs. They always get caught in the web. They're such glitches!
Dawnpiplup
Kick ass.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
MayorVillager
Mayor of Smashville
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
SansAnimalCrossing
Just your average trash.
What do skeletons play in a band? the tromBONE
MayorVillager
Mayor of Smashville
Very creative! Have a star!
Can you believe I was tired from the calendar factory? All I did was take a day off...
Btw, hi Sans, I was expecting you!
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SansAnimalCrossing
Just your average trash.
I swallowed some dye the other day, the doctors said I'm fine but I feel like I'm DYING inside
MayorVillager
Mayor of Smashville
That actually made me smile!
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
SansAnimalCrossing
Just your average trash.
I was wondering why the ball was getting closer then it "hit" me Badum tss
MayorVillager
Mayor of Smashville
Why don't skeletons go to Chipotle?
They don't have the STOMACH for it!
They don't have the STOMACH for it!
SansAnimalCrossing
Just your average trash.
Did you hear the one about the guy whose left side is missing? he's all RIGHT now
MayorVillager
Mayor of Smashville
Why can't skeletons play church music? They have no ORGANS!
