The Stupid Joke Thread 😎

[Nemo The Fish]

Rules are simple: Give a joke on the topic someone before you suggested

Ex:

1. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the Periodic Table, he believes in the element of surprise!

2. Food


Alright I'll start:

Riddler: "Riddle me this,Batman, what walks down an alleyway and is full of holes?"

Batman:"..."

Riddler: "YOUR PARENTS"


The Human Body

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

What's soaking wet and confused? *douses you with a bucket* Your FACE!! *beans you with said bucket*

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Food!