I love cereal. I hardly eat anything else. It's convenient, easy to organize, and nutritious, sort of. The only drawback is that every cereal is made out of basically the same thing, that being some grain or another. So what if you want to eat a more varied diet, but the thought of eating anything that's harder to prepare than introducing a milky matrix to a pile of granulated oats makes you want to jump off a bridge? Well, this was my problem. It gave me a wonderful idea: Meat-based cereal. It couldn't be easier, just freeze-dried meat bits. I know it would be delicious too, because I poured milk over a bowl of pork rinds once and it was great. The technology is there, it's just a matter of marketing, really, and how hard can that be?
Bam. Look at that. You already want a bowl. This idea is so shockingly brilliant it can't possibly fail.
Bam. Look at that. You already want a bowl. This idea is so shockingly brilliant it can't possibly fail.
