Tomunist Party of Rhodes Newslog

[TomNookisMySon]

Tom Nook Tanukichi is President of the Tomunist Party of Rhodes, but he doesn't do much except drink coffee. It's more of a... what do they call it? Head of state?

I, VP of the Party, am the main political power of Rhodes. It is my job to make the majority of decisions on the island and ensure quality of life for the comrades.

We cultivate a variety of fruit, but the native fruit... species??? is apple. We have yet to procure pears for the community, but all other fruits are grown on Rhodes.

Our Manifesto includes ideals such as "Tom Nook is bby" and "Respect all comrades, even the ugly ones."

This "Newslog" will document my work in the Rhodesian govt. as Vice President of the Party.

 

[TomNookisMySon]

I used to run a census to identify any villagers who might defy our party's values, but I've found that everyone who moves to Rhodes really believes in our community, so I have stopped doing this... mostly. However, I am the one who checks our beaches for any sketchballs like that camel that sells overpriced rugs or Redd, who is also my son but like, that's a personal issue; on this island we primarily stan Tom Nook so we have to keep an eye on that other dude, even if he's bby.