TOP 5 WORST JERKS IN THE MEDIA (Movies, video games, T.V. etc.)

[Beleated_Media]

Jerks, there everywhere! I'm not saying your a jerk but you might be... Anyway this is the top 5 jerks in fictional stuff! YEAH

5.Buldeo (The Jungle Book-1942)

I've watched the original Jungle Book movie (not the disney one...) and I have to say, it's pretty awesome! Yet throughout the movie there was that guy, Buldeo. Oh lord this guy is a jerk! He blames Mowgli for being a witch, whips Mowgli for nothing, he's greedy, and at the end of the story he sets fire to the freaking forest! What really gets to me is that sheer fact that the creators made a plot twist and made him the story teller, ALSO DID I NOT MENTION HE LEAVES YOU WITH A CLIFFHANGER? I MEAN COME ON!

4.Kirby (Kirby series)

Kirby is a jerk. Sure he's the hero but doesn't his smug reaction to EVERYTHING piss you off? For instance, final boss tense moment, doesn't give a crap. He eats enemies with no regret aswell. (ALSO HE'S VERY CHEAP IN SMASH)

3. Groose (skyward sword)
[video=youtube;y8XUf-8PD8Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8XUf-8PD8Y[/video]
need I say more?
(He's a jerk but turns into a nicer jerk)

2.Lisa Simpson (simpsons... DUH)

She's pretty much the one reason I don't like to old simpsons episodes. It's basically really personal for why I think shes a jerk. Basically its due to her teasing toward Bart and the fact that she wants to be the very best (refrence eh?) it kinda bothers me...

1. ANYONE IN A MULTIPLAYER GAME (SSB4, MARIO KART, MORTAL COMBAT

You know that one guy who ruins everyones day? The person who griefs your minecraft creations, the guy with the blue shell, that one guy who chooses FREAKING BOWSER AND WRECKS YOUR GRENINJA STRATEGY? Yeah anyone in that category.

 

[Goth]

what about Kanye West

he is a ****

 

[Caius]

I completely disagree with your entire post here. You don't give un-biased standpoints on any of these to prove your point. It's just "because I don't like them!"

All of your choices are so specific or vague it really draws attention away from the article and doesn't feel that great to read for even a chuckle. Work on your reasoning and if you're going for satire, work on your introductions to each category and make the person you're reaching out to feel like you're including them in your statement. Make them agree with you, even if they don't. Include information people don't know so it gets them into it more.

If this was meant to be less satirical and more informative, pull sources, more info, make it a more interesting read by using experiences or quotes.

 

[epicquirkynugget]

Ohmigosh yes. #1.

 

[uyumin]

Wow..

 

[blaze5061]

I agree with #1 lol