Twist the wish!

[FuzzyMonster]

This is game is pretty simple but lots of fun. It is called twist the wish because to play the game someone wishes for something and then the next person grants the wish but twists the wish into something bad. Here is an example:

#1: I wish I could vacation on an island.

#2: Granted but you cannot swim in the water because the island is surrounded by sharks and you cannot lie on the sand because sea turtles are hatching.

I wish I could have a dog.

3#: Granted but.... Etc.

Get it? Good.

Let's start.

I wish I could have a lion as a pet.

 

[Aradai]

Granted, but you can't even play with him because he has a brittle bone syndrome.

I wish to be a writer.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but no one will buy your books because they are so depressing.

I want to be able to fly.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Granted, but once you take off, you can't ever land back on the ground.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but you will eat so much you will become obese and die of a heart attack.

I want to defeat a shark in a fight to the death.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Sorry I was still responding to the first reply XD

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Granted, but you lose all your limbs in the battle and have to live the rest of your life biting people's legs off. (Monty Python reference)

I wish to be able to live forever

 

[Vizionari]

Granted, but your life will be eternally lonely.
I wish for my friend who has moved away to come back.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but they will not remember who you were because they were gone for so long.

I wish to become a magical girl.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Granted, but now.you have to fight witches. Is that right? Please tell me that's right.
I wish I could visit Japan.

 

[mogyay]

granted but you can never leave

i wish to enter into a high paid job without finishing university

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but now.you have to fight witches. Is that right? Please tell me that's right.
I wish I could visit Japan.

(Correct. But also in exchange for... Spoilers...)

Granted, but when you get there you don't know how to operate said job and get fired.

I wish SENPAI would notice me.

 

[mogyay]

granted, but they will notice you too much and proceed to stalk you for the rest of your life ruining all future friendships and relationships

i wish i had unlimited money

 

[Vizionari]

granted, but you will become greedy and people will dislike you for the rest of your life.

I wish Pet Society (the Facebook game) to come back.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Ahhh posted at the same time

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Granted, but that is the only game you can play for the rest of your life.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you will teleport to hell after 13 times.

I wish I could travel to every country.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but once you reach the last country your life ends.

I wish to be a cat.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but every day for an hour every day a neighbour dog will chase you and try to eat you.

I wish to be the leader of an army of zombies that do and obey my every command.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but you will die if you do not eat one of your friends every 24 hours.

I wish I could turn invisible.

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you will stay invisible forever.

I wish I could find my soul mate.

 

[Javocado]

Granted but your soulmate will self destruct after intercourse.

I wish I had some good coffee.