Wario = Best Character

Kyle

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His taunts are best.
Most costumes in game.
His motorcycle is fueled on 1337ness.
He can piss you off by eating items. That party ball had a Smash ball? Too bad? Wanted the Golden Hammer. Ill get back to ya. (I do this to be a D-Bag)
Auto-KO move: the Nuke Fart.
His final smash is footie pajamas and kicking *CEN-1.01-SORD*.
AND...
His victory pose includes him ROFLing your failure at life.
PROVE ME WRONG.
 
I like his abilities to do combos but his specials are lacking greatly.
 
Wario can eat Jigglypuff.


<small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small>(On a side note, did OCM just ask a question to the guys at GoNintendo? I swear I heard his name.)</small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small>
 
Shadow_] Wario can eat Jigglypuff. [size="1 said:
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Jigglypuff can rape Wario.


:eek:
 
Heh, last night I tried playing as Wario. Then I got his Final Smash, and I must tell you, there is nothing hotter than a fat man in footie-pajamas riding a motorcycle.
 
JJH0369 said:
Heh, last night I tried playing as Wario. Then I got his Final Smash, and I must tell you, there is nothing hotter than a fat man in footie-pajamas riding a motorcycle.
Um, a walking fox with a laser gun..?

Yeah.
 
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