Weakest Link

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In the land of Hyrule, there was a boy named Link, famous for doing all sorts of stuff.... but what would hit him next was probably most unexpected...
He was playing with his friends, the color Links which were Red, Blue and Purple, him Green. Then... they were all knocked out.... and taken by one of the most menacing forces.... even more than Vaati or Ganon.....

A GAME SHOW HOST!!!!! AHH!!!!

'The Host said 'Who is the dullest out of the 4? We'll find out on, The Weakest Link!'
Dun dun DA Dun...

'You know the rules, every question you get right, you get Rupees, you can bank Rupees, yahta yahta. Lets begin!'

'Blue Link! What's the number of legs on a octorock?'
Blue: '40 cillion?'
'No. Red Link!
What 2 colors make purple?'
Red: 'Hmm... -looking at purple Link-...... Black and Purple??'
'...You cannot be ANY stupider?!?! Its Red and Blue! And YOUR Red Link!!!!! Green Link! How many Rupees can you hold in Windwaker for starters?'
Green: '200'
'Finally someone is right!!! Purple Link! What is the length of your sword in inches?'
Purple: Wait, what does this have to do with Strength? We just are answering questio -'
'TIMES UP!!!!'

Some voice: All the Links but Green Link are weak... lets see the votes.

Green: Blue
Red: Green
Purple: Red
Blue: Purple

Host: '....Well, your all tied... 1 more voting time...'

Green: Purple
Red: Ganon
Blue: Purple
Purple: Ganon

Host: '..... Ganon isn't playing!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Purple, your voted out...'

Quotes from Purple Link: Well... why me? I bet they just hate me because if this was fighting insetad of questions, I bet I could whoop them!

Host: 'Since you guys aren't... thinking sorts of people, we will fight for the Rupees, by the way, there is none so far... Green Link was the only one who got'em and didn't bank.

Green, Blue, and Red: DOH!

Everybody starts fighting... but forgot their swords... it turns out Red Link beat them all by pulling the hat down over Green Link's eyes and pushing him off a cliff, and Blue Link got caught by a Like-Like.

Red Link: What do I win???
Host: Well, since nobody banked, and you got nothing from fighting, you get... this Broken Mirror thingy.

DUN DUN DAAAA DUNNNNN!!!
Description: .... its broken.... yeahhhh..

Red Link: What the heck do I do with this??? -Looks in and goes back in time to when they were knocked out....-

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In the land of Hyrule, there was a boy named Link, famous for doing all sorts of stuff.... but what would hit him next was probably most unexpected...
He was playing with his friends, the color Links which were Red, Blue and Purple, him Green. Red Link: You guys!!!!! We gotta get out of here!!!! The Game Show Host is after us!!!!

-bonk-
And so they were knocked out again...
 
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'The Host said 'Who is the dullest out of the 4? We'll find out on, The Weakest Link!'
Dun dun DA Dun...

Red Link: 'Waiiiiiiiit!!! Guys lets just kill him now! I'm stuck in this time hole thingy, and we need to kill him now!!!'

Green Link: '...Your red! When did you become red?'

Red Link: '.....just kill the Host!'

Host: 'Fools! I am Ganon? Didn't you notice I looked like Ganon at all?'

Purple Link: 'Now that you mention it, that fox in your pants does remind me of you being Ganon!'

Ganon looks in his pants to look for the fox.

Purple Link: 'Ha ha! Your stupid! Lets get'em!'

So, all the links kill Ganon, without no master sword, because this is a stupid Fan-Fic, wrote by someone equally stupid. Yes Kolvo, your stupid. You even put 'Your stupid' yourself. But now, another evil is out there... the Mirror! Lets see what happens.

Blue: So, what do we do about this Mirror?
Red: Well, it sends you back in time, so Ganon wanted us to stay in this time period while he rules Hyrule. Now if we break it.... wait... why don't we break it?
Blue: We need Luigi for that. Luigi has a hammer, swords don't smash. Plus, the nearest hammer, is in Vaati's bed. I shudder to think what he does with it.
Purple and Green Link stare wide eyed at Blue Link.
Red: Where are we going to get a phone to call Luigi anyway?
Green: Whats a phone?
Purple: Oh yeah, those haven't been invented yet. Well... what about a Mirror that sends people into the future, and lets get a phone.
Blue: What about... Tingle. He's using a phone in that bush. Didn't you guys notice?
Red, Green, Purple Link: DOH!

And so, the stupid fan-fic writer Kyle, I mean Kolvo, continued on writing the stupid story. He put many bland details in it, it turned my eyes to crap. He has no -

-I break pencil and get a new one-

And so, all the Links continued onto their quest to get a phone. They actually told Tingle that a fairy was in Ganon's pockets.

Tingle: Where's the fairy at? Ooh, hello spooky maaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ganon blasts Tingle into the Great Sea.

Ring-ring.

Blue Link: Hi Yoshi, can you get Luigi?
Yoshi: Washi!!!!
Luigi: Hello?
Blue: Hello, Got Milk?

Luigi hangs up.

Red: You idiot! That costs 30 rupees per call! let me do it this time.

Ring-ring.

Red Link: Hi Yoshi.
Mario: I'm not Yoshi!
Red: Sorry, but can you get Luigi?
Mario: Ok... but I gotta go stomp more Goombas now? Are you sure you don't want a autograph? Everyone does these days, even those stupid Nokis who moved in next door.
Red: No.
Mario: Sure?
Red: NO!
Mario: Positive?
Red: *CEN-9.1-SORD* N00B B4 I HAX Y0U!

Mario runs away and Luigi picks up.

Luigi: Hello?
Red: Hi, we need your help.
Luigi: With what?
Red: We need you to break a Mirror.
Luigi: Ok.

SMASH!

Luigi: Done.
Red: Wait, where are you.
Luigi: Hyrule. I was in the audience, watching the Weakest Link. I'm on vacation. Mario's vacation is stomping Goombas.

-Luigi & Red Link and the other links look at Mario playing a arcade game which consists of the same thing like whack a mole, but with Goombas-

Red: Oooooook, thanks.

-hang up-

Luigi: Come on Mario! Lets go kill something!
Mario: Letsa go!!!



And so the Mirror was smashed, and Mario and Luigi went and killed a Koopa, and are wanted for 800 coins. But they already owe, 7 kacillion.

The Links threw Ganon's body in a river, but who cares, he always comes back.

And they lived happily ever after, and Zelda was out at Bowser's Castle, because Mario didn't care about her, and the other Zelda was just a decoy. Why does Bowser want Zelda? Who cares, hes a loser who can't get a girlfriend. Or wife.


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The End!
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I was gone for months genius. I would've noticed his reply if I was here.
 
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