Weird Laws in your state

[Enxssi]

title.
ill quote some of the ones I typed later
in California, women are not allowed to drive a motor vehicle while wearing a house boat

 

[Rosie977]

Yay

"It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun."

I MIGHT BE A CRIMINAL GUYS

"The penalty for jumping off a building is death."

60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

No mechanical bull riding

On Sundays you are forbidden from walking around with an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

Putting on a puppet show in your window is illegal.

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

 

[Kurb]

it is illegal to set one price for two beers
whta

 

[Enxssi]

If est is the best time zone, why is it illegal in Massachusetts to wear a goatee without a license

 

[Rosie977]

It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly.

One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

 

[Enxssi]

oops wrong forum

 

[Pinkshade]

“It is illegal to eat oranges in a bathtub.”

“Toads may not be licked.”

“You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.”

“Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.”

“Prohibits elephants from strolling down -street- unless they are on a leash.”

“Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.”

“It is illegal to molest butterflies.”

“Fortelling the future is illegal”

“Drinking cement is prohibited.”

“It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down -street- at one time.”

“One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.”

“Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.”

“Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.”

“No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.”

“Pinball machines are outlawed.”

“It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.”

“Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.”

 

[Rosie977]

One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.

Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.

You can't sniff glue

You can't wound a fish with a firearm

Silly string is banned

Can't wear a bullet proof vest while committing a crime

w h a t

 

[Balverine]

two of my favorites in my state are;
-You may not install a bathtub with legs resembling that of an animal (such as a claw foot tub)
-Providing alcohol or any other intoxicants to elephants is strictly prohibited

 

[frogslime]

Here in Washington State, you can't buy a mattress on a Sunday.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

In Florida it's illegal to sing in public while wearing a swimsuit

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Unmarried women can't parachute on a sunday, they can get jailed for this

 

[Neb]

All of these weird laws only apply to certain communities in Oregon, so keep that in mind.

- You cannot juggle without a license.
- Playing a piano too loudly is prohibited.
- You cannot have more than two garage sales a year.
- Marriages in ice skating rinks are illegal.
- You cannot walk backwards while eating a donut.

 

[Clock]

In California
- Women are not allowed to drive a motor vehicle while wearing a houseboat.
- In Eureka, men with mustaches cannot kiss a woman.
- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles an hour
-You cannot wash neighbors cars without permission in Los Angeles
-No frisbees and footballs in Los Angeles beaches without lifeguard permission, this was taken out in 2012

 

[frogslime]

-No frisbees and footballs in Los Angeles beaches without lifeguard permission, this was taken out in 2012

Taken out just like the people hit with frisbees and footballs
Eh?
Okay that one was terrible