Weird Toys

[Serine_Sapphire88]

A topic for posting about the weirdest toys you've ever seen. Whether you see them in the store, read an ad, or saw a commercial for it/them whatever.

I felt like posting this because I randomly looked through a Target ad that was in this Sunday's newspaper and I saw something that may surprise you: Five Nights at Freddy's collectable articulated action figures with accessories. ?д?

I must have been living under a rock or something because these have been a thing for a while now.
Though it was really surprising because of a few odd details: 1.) They were in a Target ad in this Sunday's Newspaper, and 2.) The other toys on the page include two Fisher-Price toys, some LEGO stuff, a set of My Little Pony Wonderbolts figures, and a Little Live Pets Snuggles My Dream Puppy.

Granted all those toys are featured because they're on sale or have a special deal, but one has got to question who put the ad together. Seriously, I felt like laughing maniacally seeing FNAF figures on the same page as My Little Pony and that puppy toy. XD

 

[Bunnilla]

I saw on youtube a toy called "Pull-Along ****" and was a chicken you pull with a string like a pet, but what is even crazier is that the same company made a cat with a string toy, and called it "Pull-Along *****. Way dirty-minded or a translation error. Probably option #1 XD

 

[N a t]

Anyone remember when that Barbie toy came out, where you could feed her dog treats, and it would poop the treats out, but the treats kinda just looked like brown blobs...so the dog would eat the same things it pooped out...

 

[Rasha]

the weirdest to me was the little lost baby doll. it had 3 faces..
apparently there are other dolls like that as well, who comes up with these things?


(a third face is in the back, totally perfect for a child)

 

[Bunnilla]

Oh also that Tarzan toy that was supposed to "punch" but they made the toy mechanism wrong and his fist every time you clicked the button went to his crotch, and on top of that the toy had grunting sounds. Oh boy XD

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found links lmao

 

[FruitsChinpoG]

I found this at a swap meet lmao

 

[Milleram]

the weirdest to me was the little lost baby doll. it had 3 faces..
apparently there are other dolls like that as well, who comes up with these things?

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(a third face is in the back, totally perfect for a child)

My mom actually has like 2 or 3 of these dolls. I told her they're really creepy, but she said she likes them. Hers actually have bonnets so that you only see one face at a time and you can pretend they're normal dolls. Still creepy, though!

 

[seliph]

the weirdest to me was the little lost baby doll. it had 3 faces..
apparently there are other dolls like that as well, who comes up with these things?

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(a third face is in the back, totally perfect for a child)

MY GRANDMA HAS ONE THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT
I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE ELSE DID 'CAUSE IT'S THE CREEPIEST THING I'VE LAID MY EYES UPON

 

[Nunnafinga]

This is the Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory.It was a kit designed for kids to watch chemical reactions using actual radioactive materials.Neat,eh?I don't think you could make any nuclear weapons with it though.Here's a link with more info: http://gombessa.tripod.com/scienceleadstheway/id4.html

 

[LinkToTheWorld]

Can anyone remember that stretch Armstrong? He was bizarre. I ended up pulling his arm too far and it never went back a blonde muscular doll thing with stretchy limbs is pretty weird in my opinion. And those cabbage patch kids/dolls. I had a couple when I was a kid with their birth certificates and things. Just kind of strange how they emerge into life from a cabbage apparently (from what I remember at least). Then I had a cleaning wagon, can't remember what it's called but same principle to a children's kitchen only this was a cart with brushes and things for me to clean with. Nice bit of child labour

 

[Alienfish]

Oh god this thread was so golden when it was up last time

this one has to be a fav though

Also this pregnant baby doll thing picture that is floating around, like.. a bit too young maybe.

 

[Pookie4557]

I learned about this from my boi Chadtronic.

 

[namiieco]

I saw on youtube a toy called "Pull-Along ****" and was a chicken you pull with a string like a pet, but what is even crazier is that the same company made a cat with a string toy, and called it "Pull-Along *****. Way dirty-minded or a translation error. Probably option #1 XD

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oh... god xD

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

And those badly-painted Pokemon figures?

 

[Alienfish]

brilliant "water toy" umm

 

[AquaStrudel]

brilliant "water toy" umm

LMAO I ACTUALLY HAD ONE OF THOSE I didn't realize how awful the shape was until much later haha

 

[Alienfish]

LMAO I ACTUALLY HAD ONE OF THOSE I didn't realize how awful the shape was until much later haha

lmao omg really? haha but yeah i guess things were more innocent back in the days XD

also those baby dolls that you can breastfeed and potty train and stuff why wouldn't you want that as a kid D:

 

[Bunnilla]

THAT ONE TOY that was a baby pregnant with a baby, and the baby from the baby was also pregnant wtf

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[mintellect]

Just go to @Bootleg_Stuff's Twitter, it's a goldmine.

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

What the actual frick?! O_O