I dream a lot, but the weirdest one that's ever occurred was probably the time I robbed a museum with a talking dolphin who resembled Sherlock Holmes...
I can't think of the weirdest ever, but after reading this thread title I remembered the dream I had last night where I ripped my septum piercing straight out of my nose to prove I had one (?).
Well, I don't remember most, but after reading the "Kingdom Keepers" book series, I get strange dreams. I dream im in Disney World locked up at night. It's spooky. Like, villains are chasing me, and mirrors are coming alive, an in one, the castle came alive and started eating me.