What is the funniest conversation you have stumbled upon?

[b100ming]

I really love it when Renee and Quillson talk because they say the goofiest things and make me laugh.
Example:
Quillson: What is Renee’s best move?
Me: She throws fireballs!
Renee: Uh, you know that’s not possible, right?
Quillson: WHOA! You can throw FIREBALLS?
Renee: No Quillson, that’s only a video game thing.
Quillson: You’re doing VIDEO GAME MOVES? Forget throwing fireballs! Teach me to double jump, or use save points, or fast travel, or be made of polygons!

 

[Xara]

this is definitely the funniest convo that i’ve listened to in a while! del was only talking about her mascara, but i’m both curious and terrified about what she thought he was talking about.

 

[moo_nieu]

probably the lazy dialogue where they say they know everything around them is just a game

 

[Boccages]

Probably the one Claude had recently with Pate. My game is set to French, so it might differ from the same dialog in English.

Pate (annoyed) : Claude, all you think about is food, don't you?​

Claude (cheerful) : Yes ! You are right, which means you have been paying attention if you know me that well!​

Pate (desperate) : Why do you keep talking about food ! Now *I* am hungry because of you.​

Claude's face lights up with candid satisfaction​

 

[b100ming]

probably the lazy dialogue where they say they know everything around them is just a game

My husband Wade said that once. The lazy villagers are sooooo cute!

 

[Serabee]

I stumbled across one conversation between Freya and Dobie, IIRC, where she thanked Dobie for some flowers... and mentioned she totally got the message, because she knew those flowers actually said a lot about his feelings for her and they apparently mean romantic interest or something similar. Dobie freaked out and was like "Look, I don't know what those flowers are saying, but don't listen to them!" Unfortunately, I didn't record it or anything, but it was hilarious.

I also have a cute conversation between Judy and Raymond recorded. It's just the end- the first part, she agreed to play a princess in his play/movie (I forget which)

I'd embed the video here, but IDK how. I can apparently only insert videos saved to my computer, but IDK how to save them off twitter.

 

[LexiOfFurby]

Looking back at screenshots: Clyde tells Pashmina being popular means "free food" and wants to constantly eat fish and chips, pound cake and bibimbap constantly, claiming he found this info out in a magazine. Pashmina says "You wanna be a famous actor? That takes a ton of talent, luck, and hard work. You think you're up to it?" To which Clyde responds that it's only 3 things and that he "ate a clover yesterday, 2 to go," Pashmina has probably had it with him at this point. He then mentions about drinking hot sauce.

 

[amylsp]

I wish I had screenshot it, but Benjamin once went into an extended story about how he loves driving cars really fast and 'accidentally' exploded the engine, and is now not allowed to drive anymore. I can't remember it exactly, but that's the gist. Has anyone else heard that convo from a Lazy?

 

[b100ming]

I wish I had screenshot it, but Benjamin once went into an extended story about how he loves driving cars really fast and 'accidentally' exploded the engine, and is now not allowed to drive anymore. I can't remember it exactly, but that's the gist. Has anyone else heard that convo from a Lazy?

Me! My husband Wade says stuff like that all the time.

 

[JKDOS]

I had this one back in March. Marshal finds a way to elegantly describe pizza. When I read that the first time I was like "That sounds a lot like Pizza", and then I read Moe's response.

And Marshal thinking Isabelle deserves all the credit my town

https://twitter.com/x/status/1347242097187770368

 

[Rosch]

Tex just gave me his "gently used" full-body tights. Of all the pre-loved things he could give me...

 

[JKDOS]

Tex just gave me his "gently used" full-body tights. Of all the pre-loved things he could give me...

If I remember correctly, they can also give you a toilet they claim was gently used.

 

[azurill]

I love conversations between my cranky villagers.

Dobie and Hopper

https://twitter.com/x/status/1399172695749578754

Fang and Dobie

https://twitter.com/x/status/1368752190664310786

 

[CanuckChick]

So many funny stories, but hands down my fave is when I talked to Muffy while she was sitting on a bench. She said sitting there reminded her of the time an old lady sat beside her in a public bench.
Well, the old lady talked & talked and Muffy felt she had to listen out of politeness.

Long story short, Muffy told me that if I ever need any advice in the future about dentures, I know who to talk to lol.

Second fave story is how Broccolo came to live on my island:
He said he tried to open the airplane's door mid-flight so then got kicked off the airplane & not allowed to fly anymore. I guess poor Wilbur just dropped him off at the nearest airport which happens to be Haven's

 

[Etown20]

I don't remember the context but this one is my favorite

 

[Boccages]

So many funny stories, but hands down my fave is when I talked to Muffy while she was sitting on a bench. She said sitting there reminded her of the time an old lady sat beside her in a public bench.
Well, the old lady talked & talked and Muffy felt she had to listen out of politeness.

Long story short, Muffy told me that if I ever need any advice in the future about dentures, I know who to talk to lol.

Second fave story is how Broccolo came to live on my island:
He said he tried to open the airplane's door mid-flight so then got kicked off the airplane & not allowed to fly anymore. I guess poor Wilbur just dropped him off at the nearest airport which happens to be Haven's

I’ve had that one this very week. Told by Claude. He said he was in a plane, looked at fluffy clouds, wanted to eat them so much he opened the plane’s door and was kicked out the plane at the next airport so that’s how he moved on my island.

 

[CanuckChick]

I’ve had that one this very week. Told by Claude. He said he was in a plane, looked at fluffy clouds, wanted to eat them so much he opened the plane’s door and was kicked out the plane at the next airport so that’s how he moved on my island.

Ha I forgot abt the cloud!

 

[Stikki]

I liked when Klaus was sat on a bidet and started boasting about how it's molded itself around his butt or whatever.

 

[your local goomy]

I got one of Isabelle's "news reports" where she mentions that she was supposed to give Digby a wake-up call but forgot, then freaks out when she wonders if he's still sleeping.

 

[Rosch]

I get a lot of funny conversations with Hans.

Man, I miss him.