ThomasHasntPlayedAC
I need a username change.
Whoawhoawhoa wait. What is this?
WHAT THE EVERLOVING **** IS THIS?! THIS… MONSTROSITY OF A POWERUP? Notice how it just materializes from defeating certain goombas… Yeah, no. This is an outrage. Some douche in a yellow hat gave me this. Is that… BLOOD COMING OUT OF IT?! OH MY GOD. NINTENDO, STOP LYING. THIS IS NOT SOME "MASK" THAT "APPEARS" AFTER SLAYING ONE OF MY KIND.
THIS.
MEANS.
WAR.
WHAT THE EVERLOVING **** IS THIS?! THIS… MONSTROSITY OF A POWERUP? Notice how it just materializes from defeating certain goombas… Yeah, no. This is an outrage. Some douche in a yellow hat gave me this. Is that… BLOOD COMING OUT OF IT?! OH MY GOD. NINTENDO, STOP LYING. THIS IS NOT SOME "MASK" THAT "APPEARS" AFTER SLAYING ONE OF MY KIND.
THIS.
MEANS.
WAR.