Where Am I? Blog Number 4, The Hideout

[Rosie :)]

The Nook Man followed me, and I wondered if he had rabies. Well, we walked past a few other villagers, and I put my house as far away from them as I could. I put my house in a corner, near the river, and I told Nook, "I like this spot, put my house here." Nook said, "Yes, yes, you like this spot, hmm?" "Yes I do, put my house here you rabies infested rodent." I thought. Now, it was time to hideout. I was never going outside, besides the fact I had to go pay my house off.. Never, this place was freaky. Only in the dead of night would I hunt for food. There is something up about this Isabelle character. Later on, I paid Nook for a normal house, and a basement with these bell bags I found on the floor, bells were a made up currency that the animals used, and in my time, I collected bells, so I must have collected about 250, which in this world were 2,500,000. Tomorrow, I will have a full floor and a basement. I plan on destroying the main floor, and hide the basement underground. Now, it was time to get food. I shaked trees, and caught some fish with the fishing rod Bam gave me. "Excersize is good for you, ladybruh!" Now, I just needed a freezer, an axe, and a bed. All is going well, but how will I go home to find my mom, my dad, and why did I even leave? Will the hideout be a success? Where Am I?

 

[Rosie :)]

wow, so many mistakes, how do I edit, lmao?

 

[Mayor Alice~]

I don't think you can edit, unfortunately. But, I still love it!

 

[behth]

I like this. xD Very entertaining take on the mayor's perspective.
I hope you start to get just a little bit used to your new town.