Will buy your TRASH!

[Arctic Kyle]

That's right! If you have any of that trash that you fished out of your river, I will buy it!

I buy.....

Keys
Boots
Tires
Cans

 

[Placktor]

ok but why?

 

[Arctic Kyle]

Because I ♥ trash!

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

Keys aren't trash @_@

 

[Arctic Kyle]

Keys aren't trash @_@

Keys are trash because you don't need to give them to the villagers and they can still get back into their houses.

 

[SamXX]

Ok...
I'll collect them.

 

[KHero]

How much?

 

[Arctic Kyle]

Thanks! That would make my day! I'll buy for like 1k per piece of trash

 

[SockHead]

This is sort of pointless. Now, what do you do with the trash?

 

[Arctic Kyle]

I have a lust for it thank you.

 

[KHero]

Well, I'll definitely check into this.

 

[Arctic Kyle]

<big>THANK YOU!</big> That would fill my heart to its content!

 

[SockHead]

<big>THANK YOU!</big> That would fill my heart to its content!

But what the heck do you do with it?

 

[Arctic Kyle]

It's none of your business.

 

[Arctic Kyle]

Does ANYBODY have any sweet, lovely, trash?

 

[Arctic Kyle]

COME ON!!! I want to buy some sweet, sweet, heart filling, lovely, bonding trash that you have!!!! You fish it up for free! Come on!

 

[Placktor]

i have 2 cans....

 

[KHero]

What about spoiled turnips?

 

[Arctic Kyle]

no turnips.... AND I WANT YOUR CANS!!!!!! I DON"T HAVE ANY CANS!!!!!

 

[Placktor]

how much there RARE...no jk How much Do Will You PAy?