Wolfgang and Julian take a lead pipe to each other in an alley. Who wins?

[PaperLuigi3]

*crowd cheers* Wolfgaaaaang!

 

[Jamborenium]

Julian
because Glitter would just end up getting into wolfgang's eyes
via them floating through the air or Julian throwing glitter into Wolfgang's eyes
sort of like

thus making wolfgang blind for a bit giving Julian sometime to strike
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[itsbea]

Julian;

Because unicorns are mystical creatures with mystical powers (;

 

[Leopardfire]

Wolfgang is a tough wolf, Julian wouldn't stand a chance in-game. A real unicorn could crush a wolf, though.

 

[Jamborenium]

Spoiler: just going to leave this here since it's kinda relevant

 

[BerryPop]

Spoiler: just going to leave this here since it's kinda relevant

WOAH
UNICORN POWER

 

[Capella]

Spoiler: just going to leave this here since it's kinda relevant

cabin in the woods, I loved that movie
but wolfgang would win

 

[amyvity]

*Crowds Screams*

JULIAN! WOLFGANG IS NOTHING!

I'm serious. A real unicorn could kill anyone with that sharp horn and deadly magic