Worst Commercials You’ve Ever Seen

[QueenCobra]

Inspired by the r/commercialsihate subreddit, I thought we could all (respectfully) share some commercials we despise.

Off the top of my head, here are my least favorites:

—The Burger King song. I’m sorry, but I think Arnold Schwarzenegger could sing better than that.

—The Domino’s “Emergency Pizza” bits. They’re not funny and I don’t like the lady’s voice.

—The Real Real. Even the name of this company is annoying. Combine that with this lazy Valley girl voice saying, “The Rill Rill.” Uggh!

—Gain commercials. The guy who does the voiceovers sounds like a Muppet with a cold.

—Blue Chew

—All the Farmer’s Dog ones where they kick someone out for questioning why the dog food is in the refrigerator.

—Pooph. It’s really gross when the guy sprays it in his mouth.

—Librela. I teared up when I first saw it. The dog’s toys say he can’t play with them because he’s in pain “all the time”. Once the dog feels better, he can play again, but it’s sad to me how the dog is aging but still baby-like. (Same thing with my pets, I guess)

—Most Liberty Mutual ones. Especially that one with the guy’s wax figure.

—Pharmaceutical commercials. I’m so sorry.

—Any whole-body deodorant commercial. Just take a shower!

—Capital One ads. They would constantly play one with Jennifer Garner yelling “There’s no crying in baseball!” Maybe it wasn’t that bad, but I used to see it CONSTANTLY.

—Every Dupixent commercial. That whistling annoys the crap out of me.

—The St. Jude’s commercials. I’m not trying to be insensitive, but they make me sad.

—The Huggies one where this guy keeps saying “baby BOT”, “stinky BOT” about babies’ butts. It’s supposed to be funny, but comes off as creepy.

—The commercial where this guy watches The Boys and gets inspired to start drinking coffee. Also a lot of baby crying sounds.

—The T-Mobile commercials with those singing guys from Scrubs. I don’t give a flying fart if you were famous in the 2000s…it doesn’t make your singing any better.

—The Quilted Northern commercial with “We Quilt This City”…of all the ‘80s songs you could have parodied…you chose THAT one?’

 

[Tude]

Inspired by the r/commercialsihate subreddit, I thought we could all (respectfully) share some commercials we despise.

Off the top of my head, here are my least favorites:

—The Burger King song. I’m sorry, but I think Arnold Schwarzenegger could sing better than that.

—The Domino’s “Emergency Pizza” bits. They’re not funny and I don’t like the lady’s voice.

—Any whole-body deodorant commercial. Just take a shower!

—The Huggies one where this guy keeps saying “baby BOT”, “stinky BOT” about babies’ butts. It’s supposed to be funny, but comes off as creepy.

—The Quilted Northern commercial with “We Quilt This City”…of all the ‘80s songs you could have parodied…you chose THAT one?’

I knew I liked you for a reason (besides Drag Race)! You're so real for hating the Dominos lady's voice. It's GRATING.

The male version of her does the voiceover for the Chipotle ads. I full body cringe when either one of them speaks.

Also the Burger King commercials are trash. My bf and I mute the TV.

The Huggies commercials give sex offender. I'm sorry but why else would you have baby butts on your face and talk about their rear ends obnoxiously?

The full body deodorant lady is disgusting! I hate how she puts her face right up to the camera. I'm just glad we can't smell through the TV because I'm sure her breath is stank too.

Those Quilt This City ads are annoying just because they play them non stop!

You're so real for making this thread

 

[QueenCobra]

I knew I liked you for a reason (besides Drag Race)! You're so real for hating the Dominos lady's voice. It's GRATING.

The male version of her does the voiceover for the Chipotle ads. I full body cringe when either one of them speaks.

Also the Burger King commercials are trash. My bf and I mute the TV.

The Huggies commercials give sex offender. I'm sorry but why else would you have baby butts on your face and talk about their rear ends obnoxiously?

The full body deodorant lady is disgusting! I hate how she puts her face right up to the camera. I'm just glad we can't smell through the TV because I'm sure her breath is stank too.

Those Quilt This City ads are annoying just because they play them non stop!

You're so real for making this thread

The Domino’s lady’s voice also reminds me of Better off Red, a makeup YouTube channel I used to watch. I thought she seemed interesting but her voice bothered me. I even wondered if she was the Domino’s lady…but no.

Those psoriasis med commercials that go “Nothing is everything!” are annoying, too. Like…that makes no sense.

Weirdly enough, I used to watch infomercials (long commercials) on YouTube for the humor factor…especially Nads (“I walked in the bathroom…and I said…’YOU have Nads?!’”), Comfort Wipe (“It maintains your dignity!”), and the Redi Set Go Express. The Redi Set Go one is the source of a lot of inside jokes with my family. (“Can you smell that? OH man!”)

 

[Tude]

Oh yeah, those Nothing is Everything ads are... something lol. They've recycled the song like twenty times now with different singers.

 

[Midoriya]

Inspired by the r/commercialsihate subreddit, I thought we could all (respectfully) share some commercials we despise.

Off the top of my head, here are my least favorites:

—The Burger King song. I’m sorry, but I think Arnold Schwarzenegger could sing better than that.

Oh gosh, I'm SO glad you listed the Burger King song first. I absolutely hate that commercial and the song makes it 100x worse, lol. Can't get it out of my head no matter how much I try. ;-;

Who even eats at Burger King anyway??? There's around a dozen or two dozen other fast food places all around that serve burgers as well, it's not like they're particularly innovative or anything, LMAO!

 

[QueenCobra]

Oh gosh, I'm SO glad you listed the Burger King song first. I absolutely hate that commercial and the song makes it 100x worse, lol. Can't get it out of my head no matter how much I try. ;-;

Who even eats at Burger King anyway??? There's around a dozen or two dozen other fast food places all around that serve burgers as well, it's not like they're particularly innovative or anything, LMAO!

Honestly I haven’t eaten at Burger King in years. I thought it was OK at the time, but then again I never ate it that much. I do remember finding it weird that they serve hot dogs there….

I mostly remember wearing the crown a lot when I was little. Then there was a time we were waiting in the BK drive-thru, and I yelled, “I want a pizza!”

 

[Midoriya]

Just thought of another one, but that weird "Puppy-Monkey-Baby" commercial from years ago. If you've seen it you know what I'm talking about, but if you haven't you're fortunate this monstrosity has not reached your eyes yet. I remember having nightmares about it at the time, like who even thought that was a good idea for a commercial?

 

[QueenCobra]

Just thought of another one, but that weird "Puppy-Monkey-Baby" commercial from years ago. If you've seen it you know what I'm talking about, but if you haven't you're fortunate this monstrosity has not reached your eyes yet. I remember having nightmares about it at the time, like who even thought that was a good idea for a commercial?

YES that one! I think it was on during the Super Bowl one year?

 

[Midoriya]

YES that one! I think it was on during the Super Bowl one year?

Not entirely sure, but I think so, yeah. I just remember finding it very odd and disgusting. Someone I knew at the time was obsessed with it too, which didn't help. Like why would you combine a puppy, monkey, and a baby???