Yo Mama Smackdown

[Taj]

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

NOTE: Let's still keep this under pg-13 people

 

[santoyo.bay]

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

 

[brownboy102]

Yo' mama so fat when she swims people think she's apart of the Disney Cruise-line.

 

[Taj]

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone

 

[Alienfish]

yo mama's so fat she lives in different time zones

 

[brownboy102]

Yo' mamas so far she was deemed a new country

 

[Taj]

Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her

 

[Jamborenium]

Nb4 someone gets offended

Your mama's so Old, that she has live through many past events both bad and good and probably has much life wisdom


(I'm sorry I love anti-jokes lol)​

 

[Alienfish]

yo mama's so fat she needs three houses

 

[bigger34]

Yo mama so poor but that doesn't matter because she is still good at heart and very giving

 

[Alienfish]

Yo mama so poor but that doesn't matter because she is still good at heart and very giving

lol!

yo mama's so fat she uses cars as headphones

 

[00jachna]

You mama so fat she broke the family tree

 

[Jamborenium]

Yo mama is so fat that she and her doctor discussed having a diet plan and having regular exercise

Yo mama so poor but that doesn't matter because she is still good at heart and very giving

LOL YES (why are anti-jokes so great? lol)​

 

[bigger34]

Yo mama so fat because of all the crap fed to her by society

 

[Taj]

Yo mama so ugly that not even Justin Bieber would date her

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Yo' mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror it steps away and says "dayyyyyyyyum!"

 

[bigger34]

Yo mama so ugly but that doesn't mean anything because she is beautiful on the inside

 

[Jamborenium]

Your Mama is so fat that she has a risk of diabetes and should really cut down on what she eats​

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Yo' mama's yo' mama jokes are so bad that she spread them to you. ( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?)

 

[Jamborenium]

your mama is so ugly because she was in freak accident that caused her face to become disfigured, but she does not let this get in her way and continues to live her life as a happy and caring person, who is still loved by those who know her.​